Kiss [or] Kill

[BoredAsUsual]

*swiftly kicks in the butt and sends flying off a cliff* Wait! I meant kiss!

 

[Lovie the OG]

I normally don't come into this thread for reasons, but I do need to bring up my kill count...

*throws Bored person onto a torture bed, chains them in and then sends a big scythe, attached with explosives, going through their body...body blows up as well*

Kill count goes up by one. ;p

 

[Lunatic AI]

Is compelled by karma to kill you now. Besides, you're Loveless, I wouldn't want to undo your name.

 

[Myrnodyn]

*Gives LAI a sweet peck on the cheek*

 

[October Knight]

I could never kill Myrn!...but I've never kissed a puppy before, I'm a little nervous.

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

Fuck the rules

 

[Fluffy]

*pets Karsikat and gives warm kisses*

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

*Tacklemakeouts with fluffy*

 

[Christine]

-Stabs with a large knife and hides the body.-

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

*Forces Christine to watch 10 hours of epic sax guy*

 

[Hedonist Redd]

*Forces him to listen to 24 hours of straight Nyan Cat*

... Blame your avvie for that.

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

I are cat-emperor, Nyan Cat cannot harm me

*Sicks Nyan Cat on Redd*

 

[October Knight]

*Kisses the cat emperors paw*

 

[Zypher]

*Gives Octy a nice smooch...WITH THE BARREL OF MAH SHOTGUN!*

Tee hee, byebye~

 

[October Knight]

*Tackles Zyph and gives him a soft kiss...WITH THE BACK ON MY HAND* :P

 

[Anglkate]

*tenderly caresses Oct's face* ^o^ *stabs him in the head with a Liston knife* : D

 

[Zypher]

*heats up the frying pan and uses Angl's own weapons against her with a searing pan to the FACE* :D

 

[Anglkate]

*decapitates zyph with her secondary weapon....a shovel* <3

 

[October Knight]

*Gin Pulls the prince into a deep embrace and kisses*

 

[Kitti]

**stands on tiptoe to kiss Octy on the nose**