Anonymous 03/02/11(Wed)03:44 No.3414296
I know I'm ruining the joke, here, but let's face it: holding hands is pretty goddamn kinky.
It doesn't address sexual needs of procreational organs or other body parts within that region of the body, it doesn't involve swapping fluids or, usually, germs to better acclimate to your partner's immune system, and it doesn't get you pregnant.
Being so willing to just hold another person's hand in yours shows way more commitment than the lewdest of sex acts.
I was on /d/ when I found this.
Yes, I know, not surprising, TK's on 4chan.
Anyways, what do you think of this clipping?