King of Iwaku Mountain

*drops a man-eating Chihuahua on Vay*

Down, boy. No! The throne's mine. You can sit beside me.
 
*throws Jack Links Beef Jerky at Flare, and watches Bigfoot drag him away!*

HAHAHA, SPONSORS!
 
*presses remote causing throne to flip over sending seiji into the magma pit*

I NEED CUSHIONS! And a sammich
 
*Smacks Vay with a 10 foot long Sub*

Eats the sandwich.
 
*vaporizes base again and summons giant piranha from the sea to chomp up the entire throne*

*the fish spits out the throne back on the mountain thereafter*

*sits*

Yay.
 
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