Just your neighborhood-friendly lamp.

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Lamp, Dec 5, 2012.

  1. I waited eagerly to feel the warm touch of my owner. For her to fondle my chord, oh I how I missed her. ~I am a lamp. Oh, just call me Lampy, or That Lamp..or just Lamp. :moose: Epic moose, the natural enemy of the Lamp.
  2. Hello, I am a cabbage. I like to Moo at the night sky, whilst sitting atop a tall McDonald's sign, and eating potatoes. My natural enemy is a fresh carrot, slathered in fish oil and Mary Juana. :D
  3. *Turns the Lamp off.*

    OH NUUUUES IN THE DARK! ;_____; Where is my clipboard...!
  4. I am an eggplant! I like to scowl in the face of those "new-age-halogen-bulbs."
  5. T,..,T Nooooooooooo! *Tries to turn self back on, however, I realise...I am a lamp, and lamps do not have arms.*
  6. *took the arms of a barbie doll, promptly attaching them to the lamp, for it now has arms.* :D I AM A MAGICIAN.
  7. I always wanted to be a lamp with barbie arms, ever since I was a small little light-bulb. I used to say, "Momma, I want to be a lamp with barbie arms," I said, I did.

    Pie is good.
  8. yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
  9. Heyo! Welcome! Hope to see you around!
  10. I'm a towel. //Smirks.
  11. Lamps =.= My natural enemy.....

    Welcome to Iwaku......... =.=
  12. -3- Have at thee, bro!