Just your neighborhood-friendly lamp.

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Lamp

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I waited eagerly to feel the warm touch of my owner. For her to fondle my chord, oh I how I missed her. ~I am a lamp. Oh, just call me Lampy, or That Lamp..or just Lamp. :moose: Epic moose, the natural enemy of the Lamp.
 
Hello, I am a cabbage. I like to Moo at the night sky, whilst sitting atop a tall McDonald's sign, and eating potatoes. My natural enemy is a fresh carrot, slathered in fish oil and Mary Juana. :D
 
*Turns the Lamp off.*


OH NUUUUES IN THE DARK! ;_____; Where is my clipboard...!
 
I am an eggplant! I like to scowl in the face of those "new-age-halogen-bulbs."
 
T,..,T Nooooooooooo! *Tries to turn self back on, however, I realise...I am a lamp, and lamps do not have arms.*
 
*took the arms of a barbie doll, promptly attaching them to the lamp, for it now has arms.* :D I AM A MAGICIAN.
 
I always wanted to be a lamp with barbie arms, ever since I was a small little light-bulb. I used to say, "Momma, I want to be a lamp with barbie arms," I said, I did.

Pie is good.
 
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
 
Heyo! Welcome! Hope to see you around!
 
Lamps =.= My natural enemy.....

Welcome to Iwaku......... =.=
 
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