JULEZ' INTERVIEW SHOW/THREAD THING 2.0

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Heh, I've been a fantasy mod since I was hired... So it will always have a hUge place in my heart, plus a genuine liking for the genre... I'm also very fond of modern's dark excitement and miscellaneous' oddity.

**shoots angry looks**
I'm not a catgirl, oblivious one!
 
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.....LIAR!

*Burns a fake Kitti at the stake*

Now, let's move on... Kitti, do have a favorite book?
 
**clings to TK**
It's true, I'm not a catgirl...
I'm a bit too vicious for that anyway, but aside from that, I'm an angelic creature, like Rory.

Anyway...
I think my favorite book is one called Belinda.
It's a book in a semi-lolita style about an underaged girl and an older man who fall in love. My characters in Ties That Bind are a nod to this, actually.
 
*Pats Kitti on the head and then builds some of the charred ruins into a chair for her*

I think I've heard of that book. So, what's your favorite movie?
 
O_O;
**takes the box and burns it before petting Orion**

Ahem.... I have a fondness for horror movies (The Silence of the Lambs... <3), I also liked Watchmen... Hmm...
 
0.o

*Sighs*

TOP! GET VAY!

Awesome answer, Kitti!

Now, what's your favorite thing to do in your freedom?
 
H-heeeeey, don't hurt Vay... .___.;

Uhm... well, I like to be sociable and hang out with my friends... I enjoy writing and playing music as well. Fun fact, I can play trumpet, clarinet, flute, saxophone, baritone, and oboe ^_^
 
0.o

Kitti, you need to make a cult for your followers.

Anyways, I think I've taken up enough of your time, and my own, so I must say bye to you.

*Pulls a rope and Kitti is sprayed with whipped cream*

.....

Oops...

*Pulls a diferent rope and Kitti's seat ejects out of the building*
 
I'm interviewing....ASMO, Next.

GET YOUR SARCASTIC ASS DOWN HERE!
 
*Eats from a bag of BBQ potato chips*

Asmo... tell us about yourself.
 
*the donkey blinks at TK*

DONKEY: Wow, such great interviewing techniques you have. And clearly, it shows how much you know Asmo, since you've asked him such a vague and open question and are expecting an answer. Clearly you've learned so much from his MSN manner. Wow. I'm impressed. Bravo, TK.

*swishes tail*
 
*Sobs and runs off stage*

I....I.... *HIC* I..... I just wanted the newbies to be able.... *HIC*... to know what you were like...*Sobbing gasp* .... through your.... *HIC*... own...Words.....and expressions....*Blows nose*.... That's...all...
 
*Turns up in his suit, adjusting his tie*

ASMO: Donkey, what are you doing here?

DONKEY: Well, I think it's painfully obvious that I'm conducting Beethoven's Fourth Symphony in the key of B Minor.

ASMO: And why is the stage covered in tears and snotty tissues?

DONKEY: Global warming, clearly.


*Asmo sits down*

ASMO: You know Donkey, sometimes sarcasm really is the lowest form of wit.

DONKEY: But one of the best forms of online wit.

ASMO: Indeed.

*takes out pipe*
 
*Throws a boot at Asmo's ass/donkey*

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF ASMO!
 
No.

Ask me proper questions.


DONKEY: Wow, these boots suit you so well, TK.
 
Ok, have it your way, tell me what your life is, off the computer, GREG!
 
Well, it's crap of course.

I spend every week in a job that means nothing to me, coming up with intellectual reasons for why I don't go out and get the girlfriend that I desperately need, forsaking all friendships as I cling to an online forum in the desperate hope that the presumed truths of the human condition glimpsed in the literary works of history are not mine alone but in fact the cherished prize of an elect few separated only by the tragic circumstances of geography.
 
Awwwwww....

*Hugs Asmo and then gives him a teddy bear*

SNUGGLE IT!.....in the meantime, how long have you been with Iwaku?
 
I joined in... April 07 I think.

Became a roleplay mod around September

Made it to global by Christmas when I started work on Versaedian's End mass RP.

Then became Admin in June or July, whenever Gabe left.

Carried on as Admin for another year, then got demoted by Homac around May or June of this year when I proposed we should get rid of him.

Deleted my account and went back to being a normal member for about a month.

Got begged by the mods to come back and be Admin of new Iwaku because Rory and Diana sucked so much in July.

Admin for another two months before Iwaku crashed due to Porg's incompetence.

Single-handedly restored the new Iwaku while Diana cried herself to sleep.

Got invited to some lame interview.

Tried to cover up the confessions of my miserable life with some half-assed comedy.

Clicked the post button.
 
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