I'M ALLOWED TO TELL OFFENSIVE JOKES IN HERE?
Ohohohohohoho
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
Tape a bit of toast to the ceiling
Well, have you ever HAD Ethiopian food?
...Neither have they
What's the difference between a black man and a park bench?
A park bench can support a family
How does a black woman know she's pregnant?
All the cotton is picked out of her tampon
What does a black kid get for christmas?
Your bike (thanks Gonzo :3)
What's the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out the window
What's the worst part of being a black jew?
You have to stand at the back of the oven
How do you get a jew girl's number?
Roll up her sleeve
A genie is talking to his friends about the wishes he's granted.
"Once," he says "I got summoned by this guy who wished first to be the wealthiest man in the world, so I worked my magic and he found himself in a room with golden coins piled wall to wall around him. He then wished to have multitudes of beautiful women, who would desire no one but himself, so I granted it. A door appeared before him and beyond it were throngs of beautiful women, who threw themselves upon him. But..." the genie scratched his head. "His next wish confused me. I granted it, of course; a door appeared before him and he stepped through it, then instantly found himself strangling in space from a length of rope around his neck."
"What?" the other genies chorused
"I know! I understand why he would want to be wealthy. I further understand why he would want throngs of beautiful women throwing themselves at him, but I cannot for the life of me comprehend why he would want to be hung like a black man"
The other day I saw a black guy running down the street holding a (clearly stolen) flatscreen TV; I got worried so I went home, but it was all right, mine was at home polishing my shoes.
And finally . . . What do you call a black man who navigates a plane?
A pilot, ya racist!
I'LL BE BACK