Tell me all your favourite jokes! Please put dirty/offensive jokes (ie race jokes, holocaust jokes) in spoilers; not everybody finds that stuff funny, and we don't wanna ruin anybody's day! I'll get us started! Two Eskimos are out on the lake fishing, but the weather turns cold. To warm themselves, they build a fire in the small craft. Naturally this causes it to sink and they both drown. I guess you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.