JEWISH MAGIC

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Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
See? Now I'm going to have to turn you into a newt or Diana's sex slave. I dunno what would be lulzier, for now I'm gonna say sex slave.
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
Original poster
I WILL USE ANTI-CHRISTIAN DISPELL

ST. MICHAEL'S DRAGON BREATH~




















(A certain internet-posting Paorou-sama)
 
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marius

Guest
Original poster
you don't need to worroy about anything darkness, according to my performances of gematria you'll die in 7 days anyway
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
Original poster
Oh oh!

Gematria!

Imma use hermetics nao.
 
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Darkness

Guest
Original poster
you don't need to worroy about anything darkness, according to my performances of gematria you'll die in 7 days anyway

FUCKING JEWS!

See? Now I'm going to have to turn you into a newt or Diana's sex slave. I dunno what would be lulzier, for now I'm gonna say sex slave.

Can't you just kill me instead? That way while Diana is raping me with her vagina dentata I won't make holocaust jokes to pass the time.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
No Dorky. Killing you wouldn't be as fun as seeing you suffer under Diana~

Besides, Mar is already willing to accept killing you.
 
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marius

Guest
Original poster
me..............strange thing is, i've been in the mood to kill something since this past sunday......*mumbles something about killing all A-schoolers at the base*