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Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#2
See? Now I'm going to have to turn you into a newt or Diana's sex slave. I dunno what would be lulzier, for now I'm gonna say sex slave.
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#3
I WILL USE ANTI-CHRISTIAN DISPELL

ST. MICHAEL'S DRAGON BREATH~




















(A certain internet-posting Paorou-sama)
 
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marius

Guest
#4
you don't need to worroy about anything darkness, according to my performances of gematria you'll die in 7 days anyway
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#5
Oh oh!

Gematria!

Imma use hermetics nao.
 

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
#6
you don't need to worroy about anything darkness, according to my performances of gematria you'll die in 7 days anyway
FUCKING JEWS!

See? Now I'm going to have to turn you into a newt or Diana's sex slave. I dunno what would be lulzier, for now I'm gonna say sex slave.
Can't you just kill me instead? That way while Diana is raping me with her vagina dentata I won't make holocaust jokes to pass the time.
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#7
No Dorky. Killing you wouldn't be as fun as seeing you suffer under Diana~

Besides, Mar is already willing to accept killing you.
 
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marius

Guest
#9
me..............strange thing is, i've been in the mood to kill something since this past sunday......*mumbles something about killing all A-schoolers at the base*