Iwaku's Alternate Universe

Basically, Asmo, 'alternative' things can include 'opposite' things.

You are logically wrong in assuming that IT CAN'T BE OPPOSITE NUH UH ITS GOTTA RHYME ALL THE TIME
 
I didn't say it CAN'T be opposite. It's just everyone ASSUMES it's opposite and goes on to make lame-ass jokes like "lol my opposite would be sane and a girl and not like buttraping children lol!!11!!". And we're supposed to laugh, because those members have been ALL SO WITTY by managing to understand a simple neanderthal-level comic inversion.

*screams and starts straightening the picture frames*
 
Come on guys, let's appreciate Asmo. He's whining again.

>:I
 
GIMME GIMME GIMME!
 
oh well...MY alternate universe person could be anything really....

But I'd like to think it'd always remain a pervert....
 
I'd be a crimson fist instead of a grey knight.
 
-TURNS OVER A BOOK CASE, CRUSHING ASMO-

WHAT DOES IT TAKE FOR A MAN TO GET A SANDWICH AROUND HERE?
 
The only good comeback for this situation. . .

Is that Asmo better comeback with that damn sandwich.
 
Why a sandwich?
 
Or HE THINKS HE IS THE ASYLUM, WHILE UNBEKNOWN TO HIM... HE'S SECRETLY AN ORDINARY MAN!
 
or he is an ordinary man, turned into an ASYLUM by RADIOACTIVE WASTE
 
OR WHAT IF IN THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE, HE IS THE RADIOACTIVE WASTE!