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Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
#1
THE ALTERNATE ROLEPLAYS

This One Helm - a roleplay about a poorly-equipped adventuring party

Smother little children - Tegan's rather tasteless RP

Avatar: The Burst Tyres - a roleplay about Pandora's awful road network

Breasts - Xindaris's roleplay where all characters must have breasts of some kind.

STALKER: Arrival of the British - a prequel to the original roleplay, set during the War of Independance

Bummer's Dream - a Yaoi roleplay

Hobotech: Trials of the PDF - one man's guerilla war against the government using inferior software

Dark Heresy: The Tight Chamber - two Terminators get stuck in a lift. Hilarity ensues

Larval Uprising - set in Professor Xavier's school for gifted butterflies

Deadliest Farrier - a snuff roleplay about horses

It's in their bud - TK's cautionary tale about rohypnol

Black Mole Seasons - a roleplay about gamekeepers on a golf course

A pie for kelp - in a small fishing community, the annual cooking contest is about to begin!

Park-Stalkers: Endgame - the paedophiles are running out of time...

Call of the Zulu: Getting on my tits - one British Army officer just can't get any sleep

The Mystery of the White Nigger - a roleplay investigating the circumstances of Michael Jackson's death

Abortion and Sadness - a roleplay sponsored by the Republicans

Melon Farmers See Vast Jello - (It does TOO rhyme with Melagrana Di Castello!) - a small African community is attacked by mutant dessert.
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Cloak and dagger style plot tactics.
#2
You technically did not alternify mine.
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Cloak and dagger style plot tactics.
#4
Nuh uh. Mine IS tasteless. D:< Or at least it will be if we could advance with the plot.
 

Childish Grumpino

LET'S DO METH AND CHOP UP OUR NEIGHBOURS  ヲ 詠よ意イめフ
SECURITY DEPARTMENT
DONATING MEMBER
Roleplay Invitations
Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
#5
This One Helm actually sounds kinda fun... and scarily like some of the situations I've found myself in during various games.

"You guys brought a torch, right?"
"....nooo?"
 

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
#6
I guess you'd be like, french in this universe, right, Asmo?

Or at least Welsh?
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#7
Silly Dorkness, in the alternative universe Asmo is a Californian liberal named Isthar. This has been canon for over three years. Just ask Pao.
 

Diana

Owlmageddon comes. Ò◇Ó
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
My Usual Online Time
5PM - 5AM Daily
#8
.... I want to do a roleplay called Smother Little Children now. c____c
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#9
And Diana is named David Isacat. In that world, Diana is cold and cunning and steals people from all over the world to the forum.
 

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
#10
And you'd be a christian without the mental issues?

I mean your issues.
 
C

Cosmic Orion

Guest
#12
THE ALTERNATE ROLEPLAYS

Dark Heresy: The Tight Chamber - two Terminators get stuck in a lift. Hilarity ensues
I think it should have been tweaked just a little further into something like Dark Herpes: The Tight Chamber instead.
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
#13
Whole different connotation...
 
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
A Few Posts a Week, One Post a Week
My Usual Online Time
6 PM and Midnight M-F, varying on weekends
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female, Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm a switch
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, Modern
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi and Furry
#14
Xaviers butterflies? Come on man... couldn't you have done better Isthar?
 
C

Cosmic Orion

Guest
#15
Marvel Surprising - It's Nick Fury's birthday and Osborne has made the DARK AVENGERS ASSEMBLE a surprise party that's FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABULOUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

Happy, Nick?
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#16
THIS THREAD IS OLD NEWS

what, don't tell me you'd prefer NEW NEWS
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
#17
It's the only thing that rhymes with "Marvel". >:|



My favourite is Hobotech.
 
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
A Few Posts a Week, One Post a Week
My Usual Online Time
6 PM and Midnight M-F, varying on weekends
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female, Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm a switch
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, Modern
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi and Furry
#18
Is that the one where a bunch of drunks try to beat each other to death with cardboard boxes and broken whiskey bottles?


YATATATATAATATATATA!!!!!!!!!
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
#19
No... otherwise it would be call HoboFight.

But it's called Hobotech.

So the comedy works in a different way, Nick.

Do you see?

Hobotech.

So jokes about fighting don't really work. Because they're completely irrelevant to the previous joke.

So I'm not really sure why you said that, Nick. It's quite silly really, since Hobotech is clearly "hobo" and "tech"

Why did you make that comment, Nick?

Did you just want to embarass yourself?

Nick?

Nick?
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Cloak and dagger style plot tactics.
#20
*shoves Asmo out of the way* I LOVE BUM FIGHTS