THE ALTERNATE ROLEPLAYS This One Helm - a roleplay about a poorly-equipped adventuring party Smother little children - Tegan's rather tasteless RP Avatar: The Burst Tyres - a roleplay about Pandora's awful road network Breasts - Xindaris's roleplay where all characters must have breasts of some kind. STALKER: Arrival of the British - a prequel to the original roleplay, set during the War of Independance Bummer's Dream - a Yaoi roleplay Hobotech: Trials of the PDF - one man's guerilla war against the government using inferior software Dark Heresy: The Tight Chamber - two Terminators get stuck in a lift. Hilarity ensues Larval Uprising - set in Professor Xavier's school for gifted butterflies Deadliest Farrier - a snuff roleplay about horses It's in their bud - TK's cautionary tale about rohypnol Black Mole Seasons - a roleplay about gamekeepers on a golf course A pie for kelp - in a small fishing community, the annual cooking contest is about to begin! Park-Stalkers: Endgame - the paedophiles are running out of time... Call of the Zulu: Getting on my tits - one British Army officer just can't get any sleep The Mystery of the White Nigger - a roleplay investigating the circumstances of Michael Jackson's death Abortion and Sadness - a roleplay sponsored by the Republicans Melon Farmers See Vast Jello - (It does TOO rhyme with Melagrana Di Castello!) - a small African community is attacked by mutant dessert.