Iwaku's Alternate Universe

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Asmodeus, Jun 18, 2010.

  1. THE ALTERNATE ROLEPLAYS

    This One Helm - a roleplay about a poorly-equipped adventuring party

    Smother little children - Tegan's rather tasteless RP

    Avatar: The Burst Tyres - a roleplay about Pandora's awful road network

    Breasts - Xindaris's roleplay where all characters must have breasts of some kind.

    STALKER: Arrival of the British - a prequel to the original roleplay, set during the War of Independance

    Bummer's Dream - a Yaoi roleplay

    Hobotech: Trials of the PDF - one man's guerilla war against the government using inferior software

    Dark Heresy: The Tight Chamber - two Terminators get stuck in a lift. Hilarity ensues

    Larval Uprising - set in Professor Xavier's school for gifted butterflies

    Deadliest Farrier - a snuff roleplay about horses

    It's in their bud - TK's cautionary tale about rohypnol

    Black Mole Seasons - a roleplay about gamekeepers on a golf course

    A pie for kelp - in a small fishing community, the annual cooking contest is about to begin!

    Park-Stalkers: Endgame - the paedophiles are running out of time...

    Call of the Zulu: Getting on my tits - one British Army officer just can't get any sleep

    The Mystery of the White Nigger - a roleplay investigating the circumstances of Michael Jackson's death

    Abortion and Sadness - a roleplay sponsored by the Republicans

    Melon Farmers See Vast Jello - (It does TOO rhyme with Melagrana Di Castello!) - a small African community is attacked by mutant dessert.
     
  2. You technically did not alternify mine.
     
  3. Nuh uh. Mine IS tasteless. D:< Or at least it will be if we could advance with the plot.
     
  4. This One Helm actually sounds kinda fun... and scarily like some of the situations I've found myself in during various games.

    "You guys brought a torch, right?"
    "....nooo?"
     
  5. I guess you'd be like, french in this universe, right, Asmo?

    Or at least Welsh?
     
  6. John

    "It's going to be rocky, there's no doubt about that, but I think they'll bounce back."

    Jason

    He smiled and touched her nose with his, "Nope, nothing." He chuckled and moved his hands from his cheeks to wrap his arms around her.
     
  7. John

    He shuttered a little at the thought of Morty's angry reaction. "That's a scary thought, Belle."

    Jason

    "I haven't run into any fear I haven't conquered yet." He kissed her cheek back. "You're right."
     
  8. John

    He nodded. "Not a fun day."

    Jason

    He smiled and held her hand and walked next to her.
     
  9. And you'd be a christian without the mental issues?

    I mean your issues.
     
  10. John

    "We have our work cut out for us, but I'm sure we can handle it."

    Jason

    "Alright." He went over and opened the door for her.

    (Is it like a lobby to a regular building with a secret underground base type thing?)
     
  11. I think it should have been tweaked just a little further into something like Dark Herpes: The Tight Chamber instead.
     
  12. Whole different connotation...
     
  13. Xaviers butterflies? Come on man... couldn't you have done better Isthar?
     
  14. Marvel Surprising - It's Nick Fury's birthday and Osborne has made the DARK AVENGERS ASSEMBLE a surprise party that's FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABULOUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

    Happy, Nick?
     
  15. THIS THREAD IS OLD NEWS

    what, don't tell me you'd prefer NEW NEWS
     
  16. (Oh yes I've been meaning to watch that. I have to put time aside to watch some anime)

    Gwen

    She blinked and nearly jumped up startled as John landed near them. She heard Belle laugh "Oh dear, don't get your ass beat so hard sweetheart." Before Gwen could realize, having been previously distracted, Belle flipped her over and reached back for her weapon. She held it close to Gwen, grinning "Whelp, tables have turned."

    "Oh come on. How long did I hold you down for?" Belle paused

    "Fifteen seconds. I think the general rule is thirty."

    "Fantastic." Gwen grumbled and tried to think of a way out. "Could you not hold something so sharp over?" She grinned

    "Well, you aren't moving now are you?" Gwen sighed

    "Fair point."
     
  17. Is that the one where a bunch of drunks try to beat each other to death with cardboard boxes and broken whiskey bottles?


    YATATATATAATATATATA!!!!!!!!!
     
  18. No... otherwise it would be call HoboFight.

    But it's called Hobotech.

    So the comedy works in a different way, Nick.

    Do you see?

    Hobotech.

    So jokes about fighting don't really work. Because they're completely irrelevant to the previous joke.

    So I'm not really sure why you said that, Nick. It's quite silly really, since Hobotech is clearly "hobo" and "tech"

    Why did you make that comment, Nick?

    Did you just want to embarass yourself?

    Nick?

    Nick?
     
  19. *shoves Asmo out of the way* I LOVE BUM FIGHTS