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No one knows where the Elders came from, only that they were awoken by the Ork Mizdogg while he was hunting for treasure. The Elders seem to be powered by something from another dimension. They are also capable of opening cracks in reality, through which barbarians from outside of Iwaku can invade. The barbarians treat the Elders as their lords.
Name: ELDER (Spider Form)
Top Speed: 60mph
Main Weapon: Lazer beam (20ft wide, vapourizing)
Secondary Weapon: Sonic "Slurp" noise (vibrations can topple buildings)
Other Attacks: Trampling and leg-stomps
Armour: Living Stone (Very resilient, but slightly weaker on legs)
Power Source: Transdimensional
Name: ELDER (Sphere Form)
Top Speed: 200mph
Main Weapon: Ramming
Secondary Weapon: Spinning wind attack (gale force shockwaves)
Other Attacks: Bouncing and crushing
Armour: Living Stone (No Weakpoints)
Power Source: Transdimensional
Name: ELDER (Summoning Form)
Top Speed: stationary
Main Weapon: Creates crystal pods that bring Outsiders into Iwaku
Secondary Weapon: Claws can strike anyone who gets too close
Other Attacks: None
Armour: Living Stone (Crystal pods can be destroyed before they are formed)
Power Source: Transdimensional
The Elders have allowed Iwaku's old enemies to invade again. The following is a selection of the barbarians from beyond our borders...
Name: HIJACKER
Role: Leaders of the Outsider Hordes. They are expert tacticians and guerilla fighters
Main Weapon: They can spring ambushes on you, by teleporting themselves and others
Secondary Weapon: None
Other Attacks: None. They rely on other Outsiders to kill for them.
Armour: Robes (very light armour)
Other: The Hijackers will avoid direct fighting if possible.
Name: TROLL
Role: The large brawlers of the army, crude but destructive.
Main Weapon: Clubs / Axes / Spears
Secondary Weapon: Trolls distract you with constant insults
Other Attacks: Charging and trampling
Armour: Big and tough (they need a lot of punishment before they go down)
Other: Trolls are very dumb and will sit down in one place if not given orders
Name: SPAMMERS
Role: Footsoldiers, agile and numerous
Main Weapon: Small knives, pistols and machine guns
Secondary Weapon: Spammers whisper a constant stream of distracting gibberish
Other Attacks: They have a habit of defacing buildings with grafitti
Armour: None, but they are good at dodging and escaping attacks
Other: Spammers appear as thin and starving boys and girls, with large vacant eyes.
Name: FLAMERS
Role: Heavy support
Main Weapon: Fireballs, flaming hands, scorching rays
Secondary Weapon: Pure hatred. They scream insults at you
Other Attacks: None
Armour: None, but they can sometimes block attacks with shields of fire
Other: Flamers are so full of hate that they will come after you without any concern for their own safety.
Name: PIMPRAT
Role: Magical support
Main Weapon: Pimp-Links (chains that wrap around you and slowly steal your soul)
Secondary Weapon: None
Other Attacks: None
Armour: Top hat and suit (very light armour)
Other: With enough PimpRats, anything can be immobilzed by the Pimp-Links.
Name: DEVIANT
Role: Reality bender
Main Weapon: Screen-stretching (they cause reality to warp, which makes you dizzy and gives you headaches, as well as making vehicles and aircraft crash)
Secondary Weapon: Hypnotic (if you stare at them for too long, you get mesmerized)
Other Attacks: None
Armour: None
Other: Enough Deviants can really fuck up the battlefield and make it impossible to fight in.
What the Elders want, and why they have chosen to launch their attack now, we do not yet know...
Name: THE ELDER LORD
Main Weapon: ?
Secondary Weapon: ?
Other Attacks: ?
Armour: ?
Power Source: ?
Name: ELDER (Spider Form)
Top Speed: 60mph
Main Weapon: Lazer beam (20ft wide, vapourizing)
Secondary Weapon: Sonic "Slurp" noise (vibrations can topple buildings)
Other Attacks: Trampling and leg-stomps
Armour: Living Stone (Very resilient, but slightly weaker on legs)
Power Source: Transdimensional
Name: ELDER (Sphere Form)
Top Speed: 200mph
Main Weapon: Ramming
Secondary Weapon: Spinning wind attack (gale force shockwaves)
Other Attacks: Bouncing and crushing
Armour: Living Stone (No Weakpoints)
Power Source: Transdimensional
Name: ELDER (Summoning Form)
Top Speed: stationary
Main Weapon: Creates crystal pods that bring Outsiders into Iwaku
Secondary Weapon: Claws can strike anyone who gets too close
Other Attacks: None
Armour: Living Stone (Crystal pods can be destroyed before they are formed)
Power Source: Transdimensional
The Elders have allowed Iwaku's old enemies to invade again. The following is a selection of the barbarians from beyond our borders...
Name: HIJACKER
Role: Leaders of the Outsider Hordes. They are expert tacticians and guerilla fighters
Main Weapon: They can spring ambushes on you, by teleporting themselves and others
Secondary Weapon: None
Other Attacks: None. They rely on other Outsiders to kill for them.
Armour: Robes (very light armour)
Other: The Hijackers will avoid direct fighting if possible.
Name: TROLL
Role: The large brawlers of the army, crude but destructive.
Main Weapon: Clubs / Axes / Spears
Secondary Weapon: Trolls distract you with constant insults
Other Attacks: Charging and trampling
Armour: Big and tough (they need a lot of punishment before they go down)
Other: Trolls are very dumb and will sit down in one place if not given orders
Name: SPAMMERS
Role: Footsoldiers, agile and numerous
Main Weapon: Small knives, pistols and machine guns
Secondary Weapon: Spammers whisper a constant stream of distracting gibberish
Other Attacks: They have a habit of defacing buildings with grafitti
Armour: None, but they are good at dodging and escaping attacks
Other: Spammers appear as thin and starving boys and girls, with large vacant eyes.
Name: FLAMERS
Role: Heavy support
Main Weapon: Fireballs, flaming hands, scorching rays
Secondary Weapon: Pure hatred. They scream insults at you
Other Attacks: None
Armour: None, but they can sometimes block attacks with shields of fire
Other: Flamers are so full of hate that they will come after you without any concern for their own safety.
Name: PIMPRAT
Role: Magical support
Main Weapon: Pimp-Links (chains that wrap around you and slowly steal your soul)
Secondary Weapon: None
Other Attacks: None
Armour: Top hat and suit (very light armour)
Other: With enough PimpRats, anything can be immobilzed by the Pimp-Links.
Name: DEVIANT
Role: Reality bender
Main Weapon: Screen-stretching (they cause reality to warp, which makes you dizzy and gives you headaches, as well as making vehicles and aircraft crash)
Secondary Weapon: Hypnotic (if you stare at them for too long, you get mesmerized)
Other Attacks: None
Armour: None
Other: Enough Deviants can really fuck up the battlefield and make it impossible to fight in.
What the Elders want, and why they have chosen to launch their attack now, we do not yet know...
Name: THE ELDER LORD
Main Weapon: ?
Secondary Weapon: ?
Other Attacks: ?
Armour: ?
Power Source: ?