Another duet with Diana....
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GNhdQRbXhc"]YouTube - Meat Loaf - I would do anything for love[/ame]
*Asmo drives through the woods on his motorbike, chased by police. The intro plays as he is hunted across the land. But eventually, he takes shelter in a crypt, hiding out until the police have gone.*
And I would do anything for posts, I'd eat shite or suck off Homac
I would do anything for posts, I'll make a bio for a vampire-cat
Cos I'll never forget the way they feel right now, oh no, no way
And I would do anything for posts,
...But I won't do that.... I won't do...
Anything for posts, oh I would do anything for posts
I would do anything for posts,
...but I won't do that... oh I won't do that
*music plays as Asmo busts out of the crypt, scattering the police. Then he ditches the motorbike and runs through the woods*
And some days the posts come easy, and some days the posts come hard
Some days they don't come at all, and these are the days that never end
*Asmo spots Diana bathing by the fountain*
Some nights you're so on fire, and some nights you're cold as ice
Some nights you write nothing but homosexual porn, lesbians
*Asmo flees, leaving behind his shiney*
Maybe you're lazy, just some lazy little noobs
The bios you gave me, no one else can play these now but you
As long as the members are learning, as long as the mods keep burning
As long as the themes are running through, you better believe it
*Asmo retreats to his ruined mansion*
That I would do anything for posts, and I'll labour till the final act
AAAH AAAH!!!
I would do anything for posts, and I'll take a vow to not hijack
AAAH AAAH!!!
But I'll never forgive myself if we don't ro-o-oleplay tonight
And I would do anything for posts,
...but I won't do that... no I won't do that
*Diana finds the secret mansion*
I would do anything for posts, play catgirls, teenagers or ghosts
But I just won't do that
I would do anything for posts, join roleplays about evil toast
But I just won't do...
*Asmo hides from Diana*
These roleplays are filled with violence, and roleplays have big plot holes
Roleplays are just ways to get off on sex and guns and Rock 'N Roll
Maybe I'm lonely and that's all I'm ever gonna be
There's just one and only, the one and only forum left for me
*Diana takes a bath and gets even more inexplicably aroused*
As long as ICs are turning, and all of the newbies yearning
As long as roleplay'rs are coming through, you better believe it
That I would do anything for posts, and you know I don't need dope or crack!
I would do anything for love, and I'll make up for the things you lack!
*Diana gets caressed by Asmo fangirls*
But I'll never write posts better than I write them with you, so long, so long
And I would do anything for posts, oh I would do anything for PO-OSTS!
I would do anything for posts,
...but I won't do that,
...NO NO NO I won't do...
*Asmo smashes up his British antiques in rage and runs away*
I would do anything for posts, play catgirls, teenagers or ghosts
But I just won't do that
I would do anything for posts, join roleplays about evil toast
But I just won't do that
I would do anything for posts, play halflings, goblinoids or gnomes
But I just won't do....
But I'll never stop screaming about noobs every night of my life, no way
And I would do anything for posts,
...but I won't do that... no I won't do that
*Diana finds Asmo*
[Diana:] Will you praise me up, and explain pronouns?
Will you translate to English when Coffeecake's around?
Will you make me feel a little less old?
[Asmo:] I can do that! Oh oh now, I can do that!
[Diana:] Will you cater to every fantasy I got?
Will ya help me keep the boards in order, and have Woodrat shot?
Will you keep my racist feelings unknown?
[Asmo:] I can do that! Oh oh now, I can do that!
*Asmo and Diana hide from the police*
[Diana:] After a while you'll stop being Admin
And then you'll close your account and then give up roleplaying
And you'll say that it's time to move on
[Asmo:] I won't do that! No I won't do that!
[Diana:] I hate democracy, I'll be unbound
I'll betray all their trust when you're not around
And sooner or later, I'll bring Iwaku down...
[Asmo:] You won't do that! No you won't do that!
*Asmo starts strangling Diana*
Anything for posts, oh I would do anything for posts
I would do anything for posts,
...but I won't do that.... no I ... won't... do... that....
*Asmo rides off on his motorbike, leaving Diana's corpse for the police*