EXERCISE Iwaku the Musical 2.0: The Return of Utter Hell

Discussion in 'REFINING WRITING' started by Bob Ross, Dec 12, 2010.

  1. And now for a new generation of derps that wish to make parodies of songs and stuff.

    And the first song of this evil, evil Musical is....

    What if Zypher was One of Us

    If Zypher was a drink, what would it be
    And would you call it to his face
    If you were faced with him in all his drunken glory
    What would you ask if you had just one question

    And yeah yeah Zypher is gay yeah yeah Zypher is drunk
    yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
    What if Zypher was one of us
    Just a bimbo like one of us
    Just a Wota on the bus
    Trying to make his way home

    If Zypher had a face what would it look like
    And would you want to see
    If seeing meant that you would have to believe
    In things like Japan and in J-pop and the vodka and all those artists

    And yeah yeah Zypher is gay yeah yeah Zypher is drunk
    yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
    What if Zypher was one of us
    Just a bimbo like one of us
    Just a wota on the bus

    Trying to make his way home
    He's trying to make his way home
    Back up to Madtown all alone
    Everyone calling on the phone
    Except for Chaos cuz he’s a gnome.

    And yeah yeah Zypher is gay yeah yeah Zypher is drunk
    yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
    What if Zypher was one of us
    Just a bimbo like one of us
    Just a wota on the bus
    Trying to make his way home
    Just trying to make his way home

    Like a drunken rolling stone
    Back up to Madtown all alone
    Just trying to make his way home
    Everyone calling on the phone
    Except for Chaos cuz he’s a gnome.
     
  2. [video=youtube;Q-jYvxcZG9w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-jYvxcZG9w[/video]
    Iwaku Fix:

    Back in Iwaku today
    All our roleplays turned to gray
    Altered senses were the primary impulse
    Typing posts up every day
    Spelling second thoughts away
    A skipping plot line was a secondary pulse

    And I'm tired but, I'm not sleeping
    'Cause there's so much work, and no thinking
    But they all wrote back like we want them to
    You gotta get your fix down in Iwaku

    Near character silhouettes
    Zypher stole some cigarettes
    Everybody knew that he had all the gin
    Since the writing was nearly done
    For his Asian Mary Sues
    While I looked to find a decent heroine

    And I'm tired but, I'm not sleeping
    'Cause there's so much work, and no thinking
    But they all wrote back like we want them to
    You gotta get your fix down in Iwaku

    Gotta love it, it's so, so erotic
    Gotta love it, it's so, so chaotic
    Gotta love it, it's so, so hypnotic

    Gotta love it, it's so, so neurotic
    Gotta love it, it's so, so chaotic
    Gotta love it, it's so, so hypnotic
    Gotta love it, you sense this sarcasm?

    And I'm tired but, I'm not sleeping
    'Cause there's so much work, and no thinking
    But they all wrote back like we want them to
    You gotta get your fix down in Iwaku

    And I'm tired but, I'm not sleeping
    'Cause there's so much work, and no thinking
    But they all wrote back like we want them to
    You gotta get your fix down in Iwaku

    Gotta love it, it's so, so neurotic
    Gotta love it, it's so, so chaotic
    Gotta love it, it's so, so hypnotic

    Gotta love it, it's so, so neurotic
    Gotta love it, it's so, so chaotic
    Gotta love it, it's so, so hypnotic
    Gotta love it, you sense this sarcasm?
     
  3. Iwaku Life

    Hold still,
    All of my life,
    All of my time,
    I don't wanna be offline tonight,
    And all that I need,
    Is an RP,
    I don't wanna see your new release,

    [chorus]
    The Iwaku life
    You're born, you die
    The Iwaku life
    You're on, you write
    The Iwaku life
    You're born, you die
    The Iwaku life's a high

    All of my night,
    Posting your side,
    I don't wanna be offline tonight,
    And all that I need,
    Is an RP,
    I don't wanna see your new release,

    [chorus]
    The Iwaku life
    You're born, you die
    The Iwaku life
    You're on, you write
    The Iwaku life
    You're born, you die
    The Iwaku life's a high

    right...
    you're right
    I can never lie
    Let me post
    Try to find a home
    I can't wait
    Try to stay awake
    Head inside
    Bothered by the light
    You're right

    [chorus]
    The Iwaku life
    You're born, you die
    The Iwaku life
    You're on, you write
    The Iwaku life
    You're born, you die
    The Iwaku life's a high
    A high
     
  4. [video=youtube;4NyRvXpb1TY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NyRvXpb1TY&feature=related[/video]

    Super Iwaku Hyadain


    Seiji: Hey, Chaos, you're such a stubborn fool! Why don't you give up on Fluffy?

    Chaos: Well, I regret to inform you that's unacceptable. I'm her destiny no doubt about it!

    Fluffy: Won't you idiots stop it? Just look at the mirror, you’re ugly as sin...

    Chaos and Seiji: Well, you don't have to say such a thing...Otaku compete with their heart!

    ::Interlude::
    Chaos: Nice job!

    Seiji: Ah, nice job….

    Chaos: How are things lately?

    Seiji: Doing excellent, you know? The Star Wars stuff is all sold out!

    Chaos: Isn't that nice? You could get any girl you want!

    Seiji: Oh, cut it out, Chaos! Ah, second verse is starting.

    ::Second Verse::

    Chaos: My sweetest Fluffy girl, I'm in love with you! If you can't understand that, I'll have to kidnap you and put you in my tower!!!

    Seiji: I'll steal you back risking my life. But I can't win your heart. 

    Fluffy: Cut it out, both of you! (Looks annoyed.) Are you even listening to me?

    Seiji and Chaos: The tsundere in you is, oh, so charming! And otaku compete with their heart!

    ::Second Interlude::
    I love you I love you I love you! Love you love you a lot!

    ::Third Verse::
    Fel: Wait a minute! Aren't you forgetting someone? Felzilla! Entering the stage! Thanks for waiting!

    Chaos: Wait? What? Excuse me? KY! KY! Try to understand the atmosphere here!

    Seiji: If you get carried away I'll really kick the hell outta you!

    Fluffy: Listen, I’m a princess… One drug user is enough for me… Quite insolent for a stand-in…

    Chaos and Seiji: By looks we'd only pass low class sin!

    Seiji: Well, otaku compete with their heart!

    Chaos: Otaku compete with their heart…

    Fluffy: Men compete with their egos…

    ::Ending::

    Chaos: Ah, it's finally over!

    Seiji: I'm exhausted…

    Chaos: So let's get the night life rolling!

    Seiji: Sorry, I got....this and that for today..

    Chaos: You fiend, next time won't you introduce her to me?

    Seiji: Wait, is the mic still on?

    Chaos: It is? My bad!
     
  5. Cameo appearance lol
     
  6. [video=youtube;XuRJSsAYxDA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuRJSsAYxDA[/video]

    What Would Rory Sylverstein Do?

    Hey yeah our own cool Admin

    I guess that could work

    We have to try!

    What would Rory Sylverstein do? If he was here right now?

    He’d make a post and he’d follow through. That’s what Rory Sylverstein’d do.

    When Rory Sylverstein was in the Old Cam Pics, looking for some olds.

    He found two ‘dub MD’s and a triple clutz while seeing a hind “lol’d.”

    When Rory Sylverstein was in the alps serving internet trolls.

    He used his magical banning breath and removed the bad polls.

    So what would Rory Sylverstein do if he were here today?

    I’m sure he’d roll a head or two! That’s what Rory Sylverstein’d do.

    I want this C-box right with me-. It has increased my Vocabulary-.

    And I just want my mom to stop blocking every site.

    For Seiji I’ll be an activist too, cuz that’s what Rory Sylverstein’d do.

    And what would Rory Sylverstein do? He’d call all the Staff online.

    And tell them to RP a Spoof. That’s what Rory Sylverstein’d do.

    Did someone say my name?

    Who are you?

    I’m Rory Gallagher.

    What? No not freakin’ Rory Gallagher.

    Yeah get the hell outta here.

    Oh…Bye!

    When Rory Sylverstein traveled through time to the year 3010,

    He fought the evil robot girl and saved the human race again.

    And when Rory Sylverstein built the Genesis he beat up Zero One

    Cause Rory Sylverstein doesn’t take crap from An-ny-bo-dy.

    So let’s go all through this together and unite to post our tomes!

    And we’ll save Diana and Asmo too. ‘cause that’s what Rory Sylverstein’d Do.

    And we’ll save Diana and Asmo too. ‘cause that’s what Rory Sylverstein’d Do.

    ‘Cause that’s what Rory Sylverstein’d Do.
     
  7. [video=youtube;ZSS5dEeMX64]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64[/video]

    The Cast of Selina: The Flower of Carnage sing BE A MAN

    Selina: Let's get down to business - to defeat the Kin.

    Jon: Oh, okay.

    Selina: Idiot, you’re interrupting my flow!

    Jon: Sorry…

    Selina: Did they send me a slacker when I asked for a soldier?
    You're the saddest derp I have ever met!
    But you can bet before we're through
    Jonathan, I'll make a man out of you!

    Samson: Tranquil as a forest
    But on fire within
    Once you find your big boom boom stick
    You are sure to win.

    Selina: You're a spineless, pale, pathetic derp…
    And you haven't got a clue…
    Somehow, I'll make a man out of you!

    Cathy: Tager always takes my breath. :D
    Tager: How the hell do you people know me?
    Jon: Boy, I was a fool for letting Samson win…
    Ali: Selina’s got 'em scared to death
    Cathy: Hope Tager doesn't see right through me. : o
    Tager: Now really, why are you and I even here?

    Selina: Jon, you must be swift as the coursing river
    With all the force of a great typhoon
    With all the strength of a raging fire
    Mysterious as the darkside of the moon

    Jon: The moon is made of Cheese.

    Selina: No it’s not.

    Jon: Darn.

    Selina: Time is racing toward us till the Kin arrive
    Heed my every order and you might survive!

    Jon: But I’ve never seen the rage of war….

    Selina: Oi vey! Pack up, go home you're through!
    How could I make a man out of you?


    Samson: You must be swift as the coursing river
    With all the force of a great typhoon
    With all the strength of a raging fire
    Mysterious as the darkside of the moon!

    Jon: I must be swift as the coursing river
    With all the force of a great typhoon
    With all the strength of a raging fire
    Mysterious as the darkside of the moon!
     
  8. XDDD I love you, Rory.

    I love you very much.
     
  9. Diana Got Run Over by Griffin

    You could say there’s no such thing as Chaos
    but as for me and Fluffy we believe.
    Diana had been drinking too much egg nog
    and we begged her not to go
    but she forgot to feed Isaboo
    and she staggered out the door into the snow.

    When we found her the Christmas morning
    at the scene of the attack
    she had WoW prints on her fore head
    and incriminating Chaos marks on her back

    Diana got runover by a griffin
    walking home from our house Christmas Eve
    you could say there’s no such thing as Chaos
    but as for me and Fluffy we believe!

    Now we're all so proud of Asmo
    he's been taking this so well
    see him in there watching British porno
    drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Fel.

    It’s not Christmas without Diana
    all the fourm's dressed in black
    and we just cant help but wonder
    should we open up her gifts or send them back?
    (Give them all to Ocha!)

    Diana got runover by a griffin
    walking home from our house Christmas Eve
    You could say there’s no such thing as Chaos
    but as for me and Fluffy we believe

    Now GMK is drunk on the table
    and Jack Shade hates pig (ah!)
    and the pink and purple candles
    that would just have matched the hair in Zypher’s cosplay wig…

    I've warned all our friends and neighbours
    better watch out for yourselves!
    They should never give a license
    to a man who drives a Chevy and plays as WoW elves!

    Diana got runover by a griffin!
    Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
    you could say there’s no such thing as Chaos
    but as for me and Fluffy, we believe!

    (Sing it Fluffy!)

    Diana got runover by a griffin!
    Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
    you could say there’s no such thing as Chaos
    but as for me and Fluffy, we believe!
     
  10. Robin Hood: The Phony King of England
    Iwaku: The Bitter English Admin


    Oh Iwaku will sing of an English Mod
    At least five months from now
    And not because he closed some threads
    Or had that lofty brow
    While Admin Asmodeus leads
    The great crusade he's on
    We'll all have to slave away
    For that bitter British man

    Intelligent as he is wiggy
    Whenever the old mythos books are kept
    They'll call him the cheeky English Admin
    Only love the harsh English Admin!

    He sits alone on a giant throne
    Pretendin' he's the king
    A bitter man who's rather like
    A dog without a bone
    And he throws an angry tantrum
    if he cannot have his way
    And then he calls for Diana to fix things again
    See, he just wants people to play

    Too late to be known as the founder
    He's sure to be known as a legend
    Only love the harsh English Admin!

    While he inspires us to write
    And he lives within his head
    Asmodeus's patience keeps slippin'
    For all the boys and girls
    Ah! But while there is a decent try
    in Iwaku's roleplays
    We'll find a way to make him proud
    And see the light of day

    The minute before he knows we're there
    Ol' Dark'll create a fine plot
    Porg will form a breath-taking character sheet
    Newbies will strive to improve
    Fel'll assist
    Chaos will help meekly
    Oro will do his job
    Peace and calm will sustain
    a Golden Age
    For Asmo, our beloved Mod
    Yeah!
     
  11. RP Fighting

    Oh-oh-oh-oh,
    Oh-oh-oh-oh,
    Oh-oh-oh-oh,
    Oh-oh-oh-oh,

    Everybody was RP fighting,
    Those posts were fast as lightning,

    In fact it was a little bit frightening,
    But they wrought with expert timing



    There were funky Shifter men,
    From funky Shiftertown
    They were typing then up,
    They were posting them down

    It's an ancient Rp art,
    And everybody knew their part

    For my friend, ain't you a stiff,
    Then I'm kickin' from the hip



    Everybody was RP fighting,
    Those kids were fast as lightning

    In fact it was a little bit frightening,
    Put they wright with expert timing



    There was funky Jinxy Chin
    And little Coffee Chong

    He said, here comes the Admin,
    Let's get it on

    He took the pen and made a stand,
    Started writing with the hand

    A sudden motion made me stiff,
    Now we're into a brandnew plot



    Everybody was RP fighting,
    Those posts were fast as lightning

    In fact it was a little bit frightening,
    But they did it with expert timing



    Everybody was RP fighting,
    Those kids were fast as lightning

    In fact it was a little bit frightening,
    Make sure you have expert ryming



    RP fighting,
    Had to be fast as lightning
     
  12. [video=youtube;XaWU1CmrJNc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaWU1CmrJNc[/video]

    The Anarchists that Don't Do Anything

    (Rory, Moonlight Blade, and Fluffy are all sitting on old lazy boy chairs, wearing black clothing and military-ish clothing. Rory has a big Napoleon hat on, while Fluffy has a glue on beard and eye patch. Moonie doesn’t look very military.)

    Derp, Derp, Derp, Derp

    We are the Anarchists who don’t do anything
    We just stay at home and lie around
    And if you ask us to do anything
    We'll just tell you we don’t do anything

    Well We’ve never bombed Greenland
    And We’ve never bombed Denver
    And We’ve never buried land mines in St. Louie or St. Paul
    And We’ve never bombed to Moscow
    And We’ve never bombed Tampa
    And We’ve never bothered to watch Asmo fall

    We're the Anarchists who don’t do anything
    We just stay at home and lie around
    And if you ask us to do anything
    We'll just tell you we don’t do anything

    And We’ve never planted a pipe bomb
    And We’ve never been to a walk out
    And We’ve never tossed a brick at anyone
    'Cause We never protest at all!

    And We’ve never danced the mosh
    And We’ve never owned a glowstick
    And We’ve never bothered to watch Asmo fall

    'Cause we're the Anarchists who don’t do anything
    We just stay at home and lie around
    And if you ask us to do anything
    We'll just tell you we don’t do anything

    Moonie: Well I’ve never punched a Pokemon
    And I've never tried RPing
    And I’ve never thrown mashed Seiji’s
    Up against the wall

    And I’ve never kissed Tegan
    And I think Chaos once had head lice
    And I’ve never bombed Boston in the fall.

    (spoken)
    Fluffy: Huh? What are you talking about? What’s Tegan and Chaos have to do with being an Anarchist?

    Rory: Hey, that’s right! You are supposed to sing about anarchist-y things.
    And who's ever kissed Tegan? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up?
    Am I right? What do you think?

    Moonie: I think you look like Captain Crunch!

    Rory: Huh? No I don't!

    Moonie: Do too.

    Rory: Do not!

    Moonie: You're making me hungry.

    Rory: That’s it! You're living out in the dumpster.

    Moonie: Says who?

    Rory: Says the Admin Guy, that’s who!

    Moonie: Oh yeah? Ay Ay, Cap'n Crunch! hehehehe

    Rory: Deeeeeeeeerp.

    Moonie: Yikes!

    Moonie: And I’ve never lit a spark plug
    And I’ve never gave anyone a stink bug
    And I’ve never painted balled
    That big old fat guy.

    And Kitti has never bathed in yogurt!
    And Diana doesn’t look good in leggings!

    Fluffy: You just don't get it
    .
    Moonie: And I’ve never bombed Boston in the fall!

    (spoken)
    Rory: Pass the chips!

    Fluffy: Who's got the remote control? Here it is! Time for Yaoi .

    Rory: What? Hell no!

    Moonie: Ohh.. I don't like this show. *Covers his eyes when Fluffy turns the Yaoi on* Hey look! I found a quarter!
     
  13. Never Gonna Give Vay Up

    [video=youtube_share;dQw4w9WgXcQ]http://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ[/video]

    Ooh ooh

    We're no strangers to WoD
    You know the rules and so do I
    Full Inquisition's what I'm thinking of
    You wouldn't get this from any other mod
    I just wanna show you my RPing
    Gotta make Iwaku understand

    Never gonna give Vay smut
    Never gonna let co-GM go
    Never gonna run 4.0 or play Fan Sues
    Never gonna make yaoi guys
    Never gonna say "Desu kawaii~"
    Never gonna roll a die and come up twos

    We've known the Handbook for so long
    Your monk's minmaxing but
    We're too shy to say it
    Inside we both know plotting's going on
    We know the game and we're gonna play it
    And if you ask me how I'm critting
    Don't tell me you're too blind to see

    Never gonna give Vay smut
    Never gonna let co-GM go
    Never gonna run 4.0 or play Fan Sues
    Never gonna make yaoi guys
    Never gonna say "Desu kawaii~"
    Never gonna roll a die and come up twos

    Never gonna give Vay smut
    Never gonna let co-GM go
    Never gonna run 4.0 or play Fan Sues
    Never gonna make yaoi guys
    Never gonna say "Desu kawaii~"
    Never gonna roll a die and come up twos

    (Ooh, give Vay smut)
    Never gonna give, never gonna give
    (Give Vay smut)

    We've been co-plotting for so long
    Tzeentch's been listening but
    He's too sly to say it
    Inside we both know Creepypasta's going on
    Shattered's the game and we're gonna play it

    I just wanna show you my RPing
    Gotta make Iwaku understand

    Never gonna give Vay smut
    Never gonna let co-GM go
    Never gonna run 4.0 or play Fan Sues
    Never gonna make yaoi guys
    Never gonna say "Desu kawaii~"
    Never gonna roll a die and come up twos

    Never gonna give Vay smut
    Never gonna let co-GM go
    Never gonna run 4.0 or play Fan Sues
    Never gonna make yaoi guys
    Never gonna say "Desu kawaii~"
    Never gonna roll a die and come up twos

    Never gonna give Vay smut
    Never gonna let co-GM go
    Never gonna run 4.0 or play Fan Sues
    Never gonna make yaoi guys
    Never gonna say "Desu kawaii~"
    Never gonna roll a die and come up twos
     
  14. Acqua Dalca gets detained by the police, only to escape using her powers of seduction in an alternate reality w/o Stefani, oh snap.

    [video=youtube;sS76eS34Y0c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS76eS34Y0c&ob=av3e[/video]

    MR. IWAKU


    You make me post,
    Wake me up,
    Bring me down,
    Write it neat,
    Make me type like a freak ,
    Mr. Iwaku. (x4)

    Oh, yeah, mmm yeah, mmm yeah (x4)

    Mr. Iwaku

    Mr. Iwaku

    Hey, sexy smut, set me free,
    Don't be so shy, plot with me,
    Hey dirty boy, can't you see
    That you need to PM me.

    Hey, sexy smut, set me free,
    Don't be so shy, plot with me,
    Hey dirty boy, can't you see
    Your posts are hard to read

    You make me post,
    Wake me up,
    Bring me down,
    Write it neat,
    Make me type like a freak,
    Mr. Iwaku.

    You make me post,
    Wake me up,

    Bring me down,
    Write it neat,
    Make me type like a freak,

    Oh, yeah, mmm yeah, mmm yeah (x4)

    You make me post,
    Wake me up,
    Bring me down,
    Write it neat,
    Make me type like a freak,
    Mr. Iwaku.

    You make me post,
    Wake me up,
    Bring me down,
    Write it sweet,
    Make me type like a freak.

    You make me post,
    Wake me up,
    Bring me down.

    Mr. Iwaku.

    You make me this,
    Wake me up,
    Bring me down.
     
  15. Bad Romance (RP)[video=youtube_share;AbPCtwIQ63I]http://youtu.be/AbPCtwIQ63I[/video]

    Iwa-Iwa-wa-wa!
    Kuwa-waku-wa-wa!
    Waku-Iwaku-wa!
    Plot your bad romance


    Iwa-Iwa-wa-wa!
    Kuwa-waku-wa-wa!
    Waku-Iwaku-wa!
    Plot your bad romance

    I want your IC
    I want your RPs
    I want your plot bunnies
    As long as they breed
    I want your love
    Love-love-love your RP love

    I want your drama
    The thrill of your plot
    I want your awkward-typo kiss in SteamBox
    I want your love
    Love-love-love
    Your RP love

    (Love-love-love your RP love)

    You know that I want smut
    And you know that I need smut
    I want it bad, your bad romance


    I want your AIM and
    I'm on MSN
    You and me could write a bad romance

    (Oh-oh-oh--oh-oh!)
    I want your Skype and
    All your smutty PMs
    You and me could write a bad romance


    Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
    Plottin' a bad romance
    Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
    Plottin' a bad romance

    Iwa-Iwa-wa-wa!
    Kuwa-waku-wa-wa!
    Waku-Iwaku-wa!
    Plot your bad romance


    I want your horror
    I want your sci-fi
    I'll play a criminal
    As long as that's fine
    I want your love
    Love-love-love your RP love (uuhh)


    I want your psycho
    His really hot pic
    Want you in Smutclub
    We're all rather sick
    I want your love
    Love-love-love
    Your RP love

    (Love-love-love your RP love)

    You know that I want smut
    ('Cause I've got free slots, baby!)
    And you know that I need smut
    I want it bad, bad romance


    I want your AIM and
    I'm on MSN
    You and me could write a bad romance

    (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!)
    I want your Skype and
    All your smutty PMs
    You and me could write a bad romance


    Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
    Plottin' a bad romance
    Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
    Plottin' a bad romance

    Iwa-Iwa-wa-wa!
    Kuwa-waku-wa-wa!
    Waku-Iwaku-wa!
    Plot your bad romance


    Plot, plot a character for me

    Plot it
    Make that babe so sexy

    Plot, plot, are you crazy?
    Hold it
    This is all smut, PWP

    I want your AIM and
    I want MSN
    I want RP and
    I wanna be friends

    Je veux ton AIM
    Et je veux MSN
    J'veux RP et
    Wanna be RP friends

    Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
    Wanna be good RP friends
    (Plottin' a bad romance)
    Wanna be RP friends
    Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
    Plot your bad romance
    (Plottin' a bad romance)
    Plot your bad romance!

    I want your AIM and
    I'm on MSN
    You and me could write a bad romance

    Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
    I want your Skype and
    All your smutty PMs
    You and me could write a bad romance


    Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
    Plot your bad romance
    (Plottin' a bad romance)
    Plot your bad romance

    Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
    Plot your bad romance
    (Plottin' a bad romance)

    Iwa-Iwa-wa-wa!
    Kuwa-waku-wa-wa!
    Waku-Iwaku-wa!
    Plot your bad romance
     
  16. Iwaku's Guest (Be Our Guest)

    Kitti:
    My dear little newb, welcome to Iwaku
    the community is here to greet you tonight.
    Each member will offer a greeting and their assistance
    but be careful since most are quite clueless -
    now jump in!

    Make a post! Make a post!
    Be it modern or scifi
    Type a character sheet first, cherie
    And we'll say it passed the test
    If it did
    But if not
    We'll tell you how to improve
    Tweak the powers

    Ozzie:
    They're too strong

    Lumiere:
    And change the bio, it's all wrong
    Or add faults, some more flaws
    After all, we aren't Gaia
    And roleplays here are always just the best
    Go on, look at the signups
    Form a sheet and then you
    Make a post
    Yes, a post
    Make a post!

    Kitti and Chorus:
    Fantasy
    Dark romance
    Maybe a D and D to play

    Kitti:
    We'll write it and see you there
    Don't keep us waiting every day!
    You're so new
    And you're scared
    But the setting's all prepared
    Don't be gloomy or complaining
    While the GM's formulating
    We plot twists! Or hijack
    Though mostly Asmo does that

    Chorus:
    It's for continuity
    So don't show off
    Come on and read the rules
    We'll love you if you do
    Write a good post

    Kitti:
    If you're stressed
    Try spell checking - it's the best


    Chorus:
    Make a post! Make a post! Make a post!
    Get your worries off your chest
    Let us say for your entrance
    We've got choices; may we suggest:
    Try to fit in with the group!
    Read the chat, stay in the loop
    It's important, you should look
    Else the GM will throw the book
    Make him smile! Make him smile!
    It will only take a while!
    How could anyone be gloomy and depressed?
    We'll make you shout "encore!"
    And ask us to write more
    So, make a post!

    Lumiere:
    Make a post!
    Chorus:
    Make a post!

    **Falls over dead**
     
  17. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=QCFwghVCvps

    Frozen: Do you Wanna Build A Snowman

    Parody: Do You Wanna Do A Role Play

    Any one?

    Do you wanna do a role play?
    Come on let's go and play.
    I never see you post any more,
    come type some more,
    it's like you've gone away,

    We use to be cyber buddies,
    but now we're not,
    I wish you would PM why,
    Do you wanna do a role play?
    It could be anything.

    Do you wanna do a role play?
    Or do you wanna just PM?
    I think some company is over do,
    I've started talking to my own profiles,

    Hang in there Rachel.

    It gets a little lonely,
    All these CS,
    waiting with no reply.

    Do you wanna do a role play?
    Please I know your out there,
    Others are asking where you've been,
    They say "Have Patience"
    And I'm trying to,
    I'm waiting here for you,
    just PM me,
    We only have Iwaku.
    What am I gonna do?
    do you wanna do a role play?