Iwaku the Musical 2.0: The Return of Utter Hell

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
And now for a new generation of derps that wish to make parodies of songs and stuff.

And the first song of this evil, evil Musical is....

What if Zypher was One of Us

If Zypher was a drink, what would it be
And would you call it to his face
If you were faced with him in all his drunken glory
What would you ask if you had just one question

And yeah yeah Zypher is gay yeah yeah Zypher is drunk
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
What if Zypher was one of us
Just a bimbo like one of us
Just a Wota on the bus
Trying to make his way home

If Zypher had a face what would it look like
And would you want to see
If seeing meant that you would have to believe
In things like Japan and in J-pop and the vodka and all those artists

And yeah yeah Zypher is gay yeah yeah Zypher is drunk
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
What if Zypher was one of us
Just a bimbo like one of us
Just a wota on the bus

Trying to make his way home
He's trying to make his way home
Back up to Madtown all alone
Everyone calling on the phone
Except for Chaos cuz he’s a gnome.

And yeah yeah Zypher is gay yeah yeah Zypher is drunk
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
What if Zypher was one of us
Just a bimbo like one of us
Just a wota on the bus
Trying to make his way home
Just trying to make his way home

Like a drunken rolling stone
Back up to Madtown all alone
Just trying to make his way home
Everyone calling on the phone
Except for Chaos cuz he’s a gnome.
 
K

Kitti

Guest

Iwaku Fix:

Back in Iwaku today
All our roleplays turned to gray
Altered senses were the primary impulse
Typing posts up every day
Spelling second thoughts away
A skipping plot line was a secondary pulse

And I'm tired but, I'm not sleeping
'Cause there's so much work, and no thinking
But they all wrote back like we want them to
You gotta get your fix down in Iwaku

Near character silhouettes
Zypher stole some cigarettes
Everybody knew that he had all the gin
Since the writing was nearly done
For his Asian Mary Sues
While I looked to find a decent heroine

And I'm tired but, I'm not sleeping
'Cause there's so much work, and no thinking
But they all wrote back like we want them to
You gotta get your fix down in Iwaku

Gotta love it, it's so, so erotic
Gotta love it, it's so, so chaotic
Gotta love it, it's so, so hypnotic

Gotta love it, it's so, so neurotic
Gotta love it, it's so, so chaotic
Gotta love it, it's so, so hypnotic
Gotta love it, you sense this sarcasm?

And I'm tired but, I'm not sleeping
'Cause there's so much work, and no thinking
But they all wrote back like we want them to
You gotta get your fix down in Iwaku

And I'm tired but, I'm not sleeping
'Cause there's so much work, and no thinking
But they all wrote back like we want them to
You gotta get your fix down in Iwaku

Gotta love it, it's so, so neurotic
Gotta love it, it's so, so chaotic
Gotta love it, it's so, so hypnotic

Gotta love it, it's so, so neurotic
Gotta love it, it's so, so chaotic
Gotta love it, it's so, so hypnotic
Gotta love it, you sense this sarcasm?
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Iwaku Life

Hold still,
All of my life,
All of my time,
I don't wanna be offline tonight,
And all that I need,
Is an RP,
I don't wanna see your new release,

[chorus]
The Iwaku life
You're born, you die
The Iwaku life
You're on, you write
The Iwaku life
You're born, you die
The Iwaku life's a high

All of my night,
Posting your side,
I don't wanna be offline tonight,
And all that I need,
Is an RP,
I don't wanna see your new release,

[chorus]
The Iwaku life
You're born, you die
The Iwaku life
You're on, you write
The Iwaku life
You're born, you die
The Iwaku life's a high

right...
you're right
I can never lie
Let me post
Try to find a home
I can't wait
Try to stay awake
Head inside
Bothered by the light
You're right

[chorus]
The Iwaku life
You're born, you die
The Iwaku life
You're on, you write
The Iwaku life
You're born, you die
The Iwaku life's a high
A high
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies


Super Iwaku Hyadain


Seiji: Hey, Chaos, you're such a stubborn fool! Why don't you give up on Fluffy?

Chaos: Well, I regret to inform you that's unacceptable. I'm her destiny no doubt about it!

Fluffy: Won't you idiots stop it? Just look at the mirror, you’re ugly as sin...

Chaos and Seiji: Well, you don't have to say such a thing...Otaku compete with their heart!

::Interlude::
Chaos: Nice job!

Seiji: Ah, nice job….

Chaos: How are things lately?

Seiji: Doing excellent, you know? The Star Wars stuff is all sold out!

Chaos: Isn't that nice? You could get any girl you want!

Seiji: Oh, cut it out, Chaos! Ah, second verse is starting.

::Second Verse::

Chaos: My sweetest Fluffy girl, I'm in love with you! If you can't understand that, I'll have to kidnap you and put you in my tower!!!

Seiji: I'll steal you back risking my life. But I can't win your heart. 

Fluffy: Cut it out, both of you! (Looks annoyed.) Are you even listening to me?

Seiji and Chaos: The tsundere in you is, oh, so charming! And otaku compete with their heart!

::Second Interlude::
I love you I love you I love you! Love you love you a lot!

::Third Verse::
Fel: Wait a minute! Aren't you forgetting someone? Felzilla! Entering the stage! Thanks for waiting!

Chaos: Wait? What? Excuse me? KY! KY! Try to understand the atmosphere here!

Seiji: If you get carried away I'll really kick the hell outta you!

Fluffy: Listen, I’m a princess… One drug user is enough for me… Quite insolent for a stand-in…

Chaos and Seiji: By looks we'd only pass low class sin!

Seiji: Well, otaku compete with their heart!

Chaos: Otaku compete with their heart…

Fluffy: Men compete with their egos…

::Ending::

Chaos: Ah, it's finally over!

Seiji: I'm exhausted…

Chaos: So let's get the night life rolling!

Seiji: Sorry, I got....this and that for today..

Chaos: You fiend, next time won't you introduce her to me?

Seiji: Wait, is the mic still on?

Chaos: It is? My bad!
 
P

Pirogeth

Guest


What Would Rory Sylverstein Do?

Hey yeah our own cool Admin

I guess that could work

We have to try!

What would Rory Sylverstein do? If he was here right now?

He’d make a post and he’d follow through. That’s what Rory Sylverstein’d do.

When Rory Sylverstein was in the Old Cam Pics, looking for some olds.

He found two ‘dub MD’s and a triple clutz while seeing a hind “lol’d.”

When Rory Sylverstein was in the alps serving internet trolls.

He used his magical banning breath and removed the bad polls.

So what would Rory Sylverstein do if he were here today?

I’m sure he’d roll a head or two! That’s what Rory Sylverstein’d do.

I want this C-box right with me-. It has increased my Vocabulary-.

And I just want my mom to stop blocking every site.

For Seiji I’ll be an activist too, cuz that’s what Rory Sylverstein’d do.

And what would Rory Sylverstein do? He’d call all the Staff online.

And tell them to RP a Spoof. That’s what Rory Sylverstein’d do.

Did someone say my name?

Who are you?

I’m Rory Gallagher.

What? No not freakin’ Rory Gallagher.

Yeah get the hell outta here.

Oh…Bye!

When Rory Sylverstein traveled through time to the year 3010,

He fought the evil robot girl and saved the human race again.

And when Rory Sylverstein built the Genesis he beat up Zero One

Cause Rory Sylverstein doesn’t take crap from An-ny-bo-dy.

So let’s go all through this together and unite to post our tomes!

And we’ll save Diana and Asmo too. ‘cause that’s what Rory Sylverstein’d Do.

And we’ll save Diana and Asmo too. ‘cause that’s what Rory Sylverstein’d Do.

‘Cause that’s what Rory Sylverstein’d Do.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies


The Cast of Selina: The Flower of Carnage sing BE A MAN

Selina: Let's get down to business - to defeat the Kin.

Jon: Oh, okay.

Selina: Idiot, you’re interrupting my flow!

Jon: Sorry…

Selina: Did they send me a slacker when I asked for a soldier?
You're the saddest derp I have ever met!
But you can bet before we're through
Jonathan, I'll make a man out of you!

Samson: Tranquil as a forest
But on fire within
Once you find your big boom boom stick
You are sure to win.

Selina: You're a spineless, pale, pathetic derp…
And you haven't got a clue…
Somehow, I'll make a man out of you!

Cathy: Tager always takes my breath. :D
Tager: How the hell do you people know me?
Jon: Boy, I was a fool for letting Samson win…
Ali: Selina’s got 'em scared to death
Cathy: Hope Tager doesn't see right through me. : o
Tager: Now really, why are you and I even here?

Selina: Jon, you must be swift as the coursing river
With all the force of a great typhoon
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the darkside of the moon

Jon: The moon is made of Cheese.

Selina: No it’s not.

Jon: Darn.

Selina: Time is racing toward us till the Kin arrive
Heed my every order and you might survive!

Jon: But I’ve never seen the rage of war….

Selina: Oi vey! Pack up, go home you're through!
How could I make a man out of you?


Samson: You must be swift as the coursing river
With all the force of a great typhoon
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the darkside of the moon!

Jon: I must be swift as the coursing river
With all the force of a great typhoon
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the darkside of the moon!
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Diana Got Run Over by Griffin

You could say there’s no such thing as Chaos
but as for me and Fluffy we believe.
Diana had been drinking too much egg nog
and we begged her not to go
but she forgot to feed Isaboo
and she staggered out the door into the snow.

When we found her the Christmas morning
at the scene of the attack
she had WoW prints on her fore head
and incriminating Chaos marks on her back

Diana got runover by a griffin
walking home from our house Christmas Eve
you could say there’s no such thing as Chaos
but as for me and Fluffy we believe!

Now we're all so proud of Asmo
he's been taking this so well
see him in there watching British porno
drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Fel.

It’s not Christmas without Diana
all the fourm's dressed in black
and we just cant help but wonder
should we open up her gifts or send them back?
(Give them all to Ocha!)

Diana got runover by a griffin
walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You could say there’s no such thing as Chaos
but as for me and Fluffy we believe

Now GMK is drunk on the table
and Jack Shade hates pig (ah!)
and the pink and purple candles
that would just have matched the hair in Zypher’s cosplay wig…

I've warned all our friends and neighbours
better watch out for yourselves!
They should never give a license
to a man who drives a Chevy and plays as WoW elves!

Diana got runover by a griffin!
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
you could say there’s no such thing as Chaos
but as for me and Fluffy, we believe!

(Sing it Fluffy!)

Diana got runover by a griffin!
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
you could say there’s no such thing as Chaos
but as for me and Fluffy, we believe!
 
K

Kitti

Guest
Robin Hood: The Phony King of England
Iwaku: The Bitter English Admin


Oh Iwaku will sing of an English Mod
At least five months from now
And not because he closed some threads
Or had that lofty brow
While Admin Asmodeus leads
The great crusade he's on
We'll all have to slave away
For that bitter British man

Intelligent as he is wiggy
Whenever the old mythos books are kept
They'll call him the cheeky English Admin
Only love the harsh English Admin!

He sits alone on a giant throne
Pretendin' he's the king
A bitter man who's rather like
A dog without a bone
And he throws an angry tantrum
if he cannot have his way
And then he calls for Diana to fix things again
See, he just wants people to play

Too late to be known as the founder
He's sure to be known as a legend
Only love the harsh English Admin!

While he inspires us to write
And he lives within his head
Asmodeus's patience keeps slippin'
For all the boys and girls
Ah! But while there is a decent try
in Iwaku's roleplays
We'll find a way to make him proud
And see the light of day

The minute before he knows we're there
Ol' Dark'll create a fine plot
Porg will form a breath-taking character sheet
Newbies will strive to improve
Fel'll assist
Chaos will help meekly
Oro will do his job
Peace and calm will sustain
a Golden Age
For Asmo, our beloved Mod
Yeah!
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
RP Fighting

Oh-oh-oh-oh,
Oh-oh-oh-oh,
Oh-oh-oh-oh,
Oh-oh-oh-oh,

Everybody was RP fighting,
Those posts were fast as lightning,

In fact it was a little bit frightening,
But they wrought with expert timing



There were funky Shifter men,
From funky Shiftertown
They were typing then up,
They were posting them down

It's an ancient Rp art,
And everybody knew their part

For my friend, ain't you a stiff,
Then I'm kickin' from the hip



Everybody was RP fighting,
Those kids were fast as lightning

In fact it was a little bit frightening,
Put they wright with expert timing



There was funky Jinxy Chin
And little Coffee Chong

He said, here comes the Admin,
Let's get it on

He took the pen and made a stand,
Started writing with the hand

A sudden motion made me stiff,
Now we're into a brandnew plot



Everybody was RP fighting,
Those posts were fast as lightning

In fact it was a little bit frightening,
But they did it with expert timing



Everybody was RP fighting,
Those kids were fast as lightning

In fact it was a little bit frightening,
Make sure you have expert ryming



RP fighting,
Had to be fast as lightning
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies


The Anarchists that Don't Do Anything

(Rory, Moonlight Blade, and Fluffy are all sitting on old lazy boy chairs, wearing black clothing and military-ish clothing. Rory has a big Napoleon hat on, while Fluffy has a glue on beard and eye patch. Moonie doesn’t look very military.)

Derp, Derp, Derp, Derp

We are the Anarchists who don’t do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we don’t do anything

Well We’ve never bombed Greenland
And We’ve never bombed Denver
And We’ve never buried land mines in St. Louie or St. Paul
And We’ve never bombed to Moscow
And We’ve never bombed Tampa
And We’ve never bothered to watch Asmo fall

We're the Anarchists who don’t do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we don’t do anything

And We’ve never planted a pipe bomb
And We’ve never been to a walk out
And We’ve never tossed a brick at anyone
'Cause We never protest at all!

And We’ve never danced the mosh
And We’ve never owned a glowstick
And We’ve never bothered to watch Asmo fall

'Cause we're the Anarchists who don’t do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we don’t do anything

Moonie: Well I’ve never punched a Pokemon
And I've never tried RPing
And I’ve never thrown mashed Seiji’s
Up against the wall

And I’ve never kissed Tegan
And I think Chaos once had head lice
And I’ve never bombed Boston in the fall.

(spoken)
Fluffy: Huh? What are you talking about? What’s Tegan and Chaos have to do with being an Anarchist?

Rory: Hey, that’s right! You are supposed to sing about anarchist-y things.
And who's ever kissed Tegan? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up?
Am I right? What do you think?

Moonie: I think you look like Captain Crunch!

Rory: Huh? No I don't!

Moonie: Do too.

Rory: Do not!

Moonie: You're making me hungry.

Rory: That’s it! You're living out in the dumpster.

Moonie: Says who?

Rory: Says the Admin Guy, that’s who!

Moonie: Oh yeah? Ay Ay, Cap'n Crunch! hehehehe

Rory: Deeeeeeeeerp.

Moonie: Yikes!

Moonie: And I’ve never lit a spark plug
And I’ve never gave anyone a stink bug
And I’ve never painted balled
That big old fat guy.

And Kitti has never bathed in yogurt!
And Diana doesn’t look good in leggings!

Fluffy: You just don't get it
.
Moonie: And I’ve never bombed Boston in the fall!

(spoken)
Rory: Pass the chips!

Fluffy: Who's got the remote control? Here it is! Time for Yaoi .

Rory: What? Hell no!

Moonie: Ohh.. I don't like this show. *Covers his eyes when Fluffy turns the Yaoi on* Hey look! I found a quarter!
 

Astaroth

[*screaming into the void intensifies*]
ADMINISTRATOR
Invitation Status
Looking for partners
Posting Speed
Speed of Light, Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
It varies a lot depending on my schedule, unfortunately.
Writing Levels
Advanced, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Male
Genres
Psychological horror
Body horror
Supernatural
Giallo
Splatterpunk
Dark fantasy
Historical
Low fantasy
Magipunk
Weird West
Noir
Thriller
Gothic horror
Southern Gothic
Gaslamp fantasy
Cyberpunk
Space saga
Clockpunk
Space Western
Space opera
Paranormal
Modern fantasy
Dieselpunk
Post-Apocalyptic
Crime drama
Medieval fantasy
Never Gonna Give Vay Up



Ooh ooh

We're no strangers to WoD
You know the rules and so do I
Full Inquisition's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other mod
I just wanna show you my RPing
Gotta make Iwaku understand

Never gonna give Vay smut
Never gonna let co-GM go
Never gonna run 4.0 or play Fan Sues
Never gonna make yaoi guys
Never gonna say "Desu kawaii~"
Never gonna roll a die and come up twos

We've known the Handbook for so long
Your monk's minmaxing but
We're too shy to say it
Inside we both know plotting's going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm critting
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give Vay smut
Never gonna let co-GM go
Never gonna run 4.0 or play Fan Sues
Never gonna make yaoi guys
Never gonna say "Desu kawaii~"
Never gonna roll a die and come up twos

Never gonna give Vay smut
Never gonna let co-GM go
Never gonna run 4.0 or play Fan Sues
Never gonna make yaoi guys
Never gonna say "Desu kawaii~"
Never gonna roll a die and come up twos

(Ooh, give Vay smut)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give Vay smut)

We've been co-plotting for so long
Tzeentch's been listening but
He's too sly to say it
Inside we both know Creepypasta's going on
Shattered's the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna show you my RPing
Gotta make Iwaku understand

Never gonna give Vay smut
Never gonna let co-GM go
Never gonna run 4.0 or play Fan Sues
Never gonna make yaoi guys
Never gonna say "Desu kawaii~"
Never gonna roll a die and come up twos

Never gonna give Vay smut
Never gonna let co-GM go
Never gonna run 4.0 or play Fan Sues
Never gonna make yaoi guys
Never gonna say "Desu kawaii~"
Never gonna roll a die and come up twos

Never gonna give Vay smut
Never gonna let co-GM go
Never gonna run 4.0 or play Fan Sues
Never gonna make yaoi guys
Never gonna say "Desu kawaii~"
Never gonna roll a die and come up twos
 
A

Acquariana

Guest
Acqua Dalca gets detained by the police, only to escape using her powers of seduction in an alternate reality w/o Stefani, oh snap.



MR. IWAKU


You make me post,
Wake me up,
Bring me down,
Write it neat,
Make me type like a freak ,
Mr. Iwaku. (x4)

Oh, yeah, mmm yeah, mmm yeah (x4)

Mr. Iwaku

Mr. Iwaku

Hey, sexy smut, set me free,
Don't be so shy, plot with me,
Hey dirty boy, can't you see
That you need to PM me.

Hey, sexy smut, set me free,
Don't be so shy, plot with me,
Hey dirty boy, can't you see
Your posts are hard to read

You make me post,
Wake me up,
Bring me down,
Write it neat,
Make me type like a freak,
Mr. Iwaku.

You make me post,
Wake me up,

Bring me down,
Write it neat,
Make me type like a freak,

Oh, yeah, mmm yeah, mmm yeah (x4)

You make me post,
Wake me up,
Bring me down,
Write it neat,
Make me type like a freak,
Mr. Iwaku.

You make me post,
Wake me up,
Bring me down,
Write it sweet,
Make me type like a freak.

You make me post,
Wake me up,
Bring me down.

Mr. Iwaku.

You make me this,
Wake me up,
Bring me down.
 

Astaroth

[*screaming into the void intensifies*]
ADMINISTRATOR
Invitation Status
Looking for partners
Posting Speed
Speed of Light, Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
It varies a lot depending on my schedule, unfortunately.
Writing Levels
Advanced, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Male
Genres
Psychological horror
Body horror
Supernatural
Giallo
Splatterpunk
Dark fantasy
Historical
Low fantasy
Magipunk
Weird West
Noir
Thriller
Gothic horror
Southern Gothic
Gaslamp fantasy
Cyberpunk
Space saga
Clockpunk
Space Western
Space opera
Paranormal
Modern fantasy
Dieselpunk
Post-Apocalyptic
Crime drama
Medieval fantasy
Bad Romance (RP)


Iwa-Iwa-wa-wa!
Kuwa-waku-wa-wa!
Waku-Iwaku-wa!
Plot your bad romance


Iwa-Iwa-wa-wa!
Kuwa-waku-wa-wa!
Waku-Iwaku-wa!
Plot your bad romance

I want your IC
I want your RPs
I want your plot bunnies
As long as they breed
I want your love
Love-love-love your RP love

I want your drama
The thrill of your plot
I want your awkward-typo kiss in SteamBox
I want your love
Love-love-love
Your RP love

(Love-love-love your RP love)

You know that I want smut
And you know that I need smut
I want it bad, your bad romance


I want your AIM and
I'm on MSN
You and me could write a bad romance

(Oh-oh-oh--oh-oh!)
I want your Skype and
All your smutty PMs
You and me could write a bad romance


Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Plottin' a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Plottin' a bad romance

Iwa-Iwa-wa-wa!
Kuwa-waku-wa-wa!
Waku-Iwaku-wa!
Plot your bad romance


I want your horror
I want your sci-fi
I'll play a criminal
As long as that's fine
I want your love
Love-love-love your RP love (uuhh)


I want your psycho
His really hot pic
Want you in Smutclub
We're all rather sick
I want your love
Love-love-love
Your RP love

(Love-love-love your RP love)

You know that I want smut
('Cause I've got free slots, baby!)
And you know that I need smut
I want it bad, bad romance


I want your AIM and
I'm on MSN
You and me could write a bad romance

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!)
I want your Skype and
All your smutty PMs
You and me could write a bad romance


Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Plottin' a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Plottin' a bad romance

Iwa-Iwa-wa-wa!
Kuwa-waku-wa-wa!
Waku-Iwaku-wa!
Plot your bad romance


Plot, plot a character for me

Plot it
Make that babe so sexy

Plot, plot, are you crazy?
Hold it
This is all smut, PWP

I want your AIM and
I want MSN
I want RP and
I wanna be friends

Je veux ton AIM
Et je veux MSN
J'veux RP et
Wanna be RP friends

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Wanna be good RP friends
(Plottin' a bad romance)
Wanna be RP friends
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Plot your bad romance
(Plottin' a bad romance)
Plot your bad romance!

I want your AIM and
I'm on MSN
You and me could write a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
I want your Skype and
All your smutty PMs
You and me could write a bad romance


Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Plot your bad romance
(Plottin' a bad romance)
Plot your bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Plot your bad romance
(Plottin' a bad romance)

Iwa-Iwa-wa-wa!
Kuwa-waku-wa-wa!
Waku-Iwaku-wa!
Plot your bad romance
 
K

Kitti

Guest
Iwaku's Guest (Be Our Guest)

Kitti:
My dear little newb, welcome to Iwaku
the community is here to greet you tonight.
Each member will offer a greeting and their assistance
but be careful since most are quite clueless -
now jump in!

Make a post! Make a post!
Be it modern or scifi
Type a character sheet first, cherie
And we'll say it passed the test
If it did
But if not
We'll tell you how to improve
Tweak the powers

Ozzie:
They're too strong

Lumiere:
And change the bio, it's all wrong
Or add faults, some more flaws
After all, we aren't Gaia
And roleplays here are always just the best
Go on, look at the signups
Form a sheet and then you
Make a post
Yes, a post
Make a post!

Kitti and Chorus:
Fantasy
Dark romance
Maybe a D and D to play

Kitti:
We'll write it and see you there
Don't keep us waiting every day!
You're so new
And you're scared
But the setting's all prepared
Don't be gloomy or complaining
While the GM's formulating
We plot twists! Or hijack
Though mostly Asmo does that

Chorus:
It's for continuity
So don't show off
Come on and read the rules
We'll love you if you do
Write a good post

Kitti:
If you're stressed
Try spell checking - it's the best


Chorus:
Make a post! Make a post! Make a post!
Get your worries off your chest
Let us say for your entrance
We've got choices; may we suggest:
Try to fit in with the group!
Read the chat, stay in the loop
It's important, you should look
Else the GM will throw the book
Make him smile! Make him smile!
It will only take a while!
How could anyone be gloomy and depressed?
We'll make you shout "encore!"
And ask us to write more
So, make a post!

Lumiere:
Make a post!
Chorus:
Make a post!

**Falls over dead**
 

Raven

Raven A. Roth "Rachel" (Teen Titan)
Invitation Status
Look for groups
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per week
Online Availability
Usually throughout the week at different times EST Zone
Writing Levels
Adept, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Fantasy, fandom, action, magical, anime, gothic, fanfictions, dark fantasy, furry, scalie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=QCFwghVCvps

Frozen: Do you Wanna Build A Snowman

Parody: Do You Wanna Do A Role Play

Any one?

Do you wanna do a role play?
Come on let's go and play.
I never see you post any more,
come type some more,
it's like you've gone away,

We use to be cyber buddies,
but now we're not,
I wish you would PM why,
Do you wanna do a role play?
It could be anything.

Do you wanna do a role play?
Or do you wanna just PM?
I think some company is over do,
I've started talking to my own profiles,

Hang in there Rachel.

It gets a little lonely,
All these CS,
waiting with no reply.

Do you wanna do a role play?
Please I know your out there,
Others are asking where you've been,
They say "Have Patience"
And I'm trying to,
I'm waiting here for you,
just PM me,
We only have Iwaku.
What am I gonna do?
do you wanna do a role play?