- Posting Speed
- Slow As Molasses
- Online Availability
- NEVER
- Writing Levels
- Adept
- Douche
- Preferred Character Gender
- Primarily Prefer Female
- Genres
- Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
And now for a new generation of derps that wish to make parodies of songs and stuff.
And the first song of this evil, evil Musical is....
What if Zypher was One of Us
If Zypher was a drink, what would it be
And would you call it to his face
If you were faced with him in all his drunken glory
What would you ask if you had just one question
And yeah yeah Zypher is gay yeah yeah Zypher is drunk
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
What if Zypher was one of us
Just a bimbo like one of us
Just a Wota on the bus
Trying to make his way home
If Zypher had a face what would it look like
And would you want to see
If seeing meant that you would have to believe
In things like Japan and in J-pop and the vodka and all those artists
And yeah yeah Zypher is gay yeah yeah Zypher is drunk
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
What if Zypher was one of us
Just a bimbo like one of us
Just a wota on the bus
Trying to make his way home
He's trying to make his way home
Back up to Madtown all alone
Everyone calling on the phone
Except for Chaos cuz he's a gnome.
And yeah yeah Zypher is gay yeah yeah Zypher is drunk
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
What if Zypher was one of us
Just a bimbo like one of us
Just a wota on the bus
Trying to make his way home
Just trying to make his way home
Like a drunken rolling stone
Back up to Madtown all alone
Just trying to make his way home
Everyone calling on the phone
Except for Chaos cuz he's a gnome.
And the first song of this evil, evil Musical is....
What if Zypher was One of Us
If Zypher was a drink, what would it be
And would you call it to his face
If you were faced with him in all his drunken glory
What would you ask if you had just one question
And yeah yeah Zypher is gay yeah yeah Zypher is drunk
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
What if Zypher was one of us
Just a bimbo like one of us
Just a Wota on the bus
Trying to make his way home
If Zypher had a face what would it look like
And would you want to see
If seeing meant that you would have to believe
In things like Japan and in J-pop and the vodka and all those artists
And yeah yeah Zypher is gay yeah yeah Zypher is drunk
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
What if Zypher was one of us
Just a bimbo like one of us
Just a wota on the bus
Trying to make his way home
He's trying to make his way home
Back up to Madtown all alone
Everyone calling on the phone
Except for Chaos cuz he's a gnome.
And yeah yeah Zypher is gay yeah yeah Zypher is drunk
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
What if Zypher was one of us
Just a bimbo like one of us
Just a wota on the bus
Trying to make his way home
Just trying to make his way home
Like a drunken rolling stone
Back up to Madtown all alone
Just trying to make his way home
Everyone calling on the phone
Except for Chaos cuz he's a gnome.