Iwaku Rhyming Slang

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  1. If anyone has heard of cockney rhyming slang, they'll know it's a great way to piss people off and make them feel stupid.

    To this end, we shall here endeavour to make our own Iwaku language, for use in the Cbox, Insanity threads and secret discussions.


    All suggestions welcome (except the crap ones):

    Please put the new word, what it means, the explanation for the word, and an example sentence.


    Paorou: > Someone who spams > Paorou-Sama = Spammer > "That new member's a bit of a Paorou."

    Rory: > The plot of an RP > Rory = Story > "What's the Rory here then?"

    Piroed: > To lose your character > Pirogeth = Character death > "You've been Piroed I'm afraid"

    Asmo-posting: > Talking about your character > Asmo-posting = Boasting > "For fuck's sake, stop Asmo-posting and get on with the Rory before I Piro you."

    Dianas: > Your stats > Diana Notacat = Stat > "So, what are your Dianas?"

    Coffeed: > Played > Coffeecakesadist = Played this > "Hey, have you guys Coffeed D&D lately?"

    Mod: > Later > Moderator = Later > "I'll be posting Mod when I've got the time"

    Homac: > Back > Homac = Back > "He'll be Homac Mod to Asmo-post about his Dianas when he's stopped Paorouing in another Rory."



    And so forth...
     
  2. Do we have to be write like chavs and write like "Oi mae', what's the bleedin' Rory?"
     
  3. *Wearily blinks at the post.*

    ..... It's too early to decipher foreign languages... D: I'll be back Mod when you've stopped Paorouing to boost your forum Dianas.
     
  4. lol@irony for mine.

    too sleepy to be original.

    I'll be posting mod, after a nap hopefully. :(
     
  5. "Stop Niccing around!"
     
  6. Is there a slang for me? I mean, it's very dickish to make a slang about yourself, you know.
     
  7. Of course there is, Darkness! >:D You saw the latest censor!
     
  8. Ohhh right, yeah.
     

  9. Name: Vlad Artemiev
    Gender: Male
    Age: 46
    Race: Human
    Job: Owns and Bartends "The Neon Soul" Bar
    Special Powers: Mage Sorcery Specializes in: Detection, Illusion, and Manipulation.

    Personality: Vlad is always smiling, laughing, and a generally warm individual. Most people that know him, and attend his bar regularly, call him Papa Arte. He cares for people without hesitation, but that may be because in the future he can get something from them. He's as cunning as he is charming. His smile always hides a deal.

    Biography: Vlad came from Russia at a young age. He doesn't have much have an accent, but he knows the language and he's very familiar with the Russian Mob. His parents were mages that made money through their family owned shop, and he learned the trade from them. He had younger twin brother and sister that were born in America, and didn't remember what it was like when their family peddled their arts in Moscow. While he doesn't hold that against them, it doesn't endear him to them, either.

    Growing up was fairly normal. He attended school, he learned magic, he got into a few fights, and he inevitably befriended an ork named Nikoli. They were practically joined at the hip, scheming and dreaming. Between Nikoli's strength and prowess and Vlad's smarts and magic, they made quite the duo. When he became of age, instead of furthering his knowledge of the magical arts and taking over his parent's shop he decided to become a Shadow Runner. He figure it was a quick way of making money without all the hassle of having of responsibility.

    Vlad actually lived this way for nearly ten years, quite a stretch in Shadow Run time. A run went bad, though, and his team was mostly killed or arrested. Nikoli and him were able to escape, but Vlad had taken a nasty wound to his knee that he would never recover from. Not wanting risk his connection to magic for cybernetic parts, he decided to settle down. By that time his parents had retired and passed the shop on to his younger twins, them turning it into some amusing gimmick with their abilities. So, a little ways down the street he opened a bar, keeping an eye on his family from afar.

    Nikoli went back to running after that, occasionally popping by to sell information or buy it from Vlad. And before he turned around twice, he had a successful business on his hands that was in good standing with the Russian mafia, a group he did a lot of running for, and several of the small magical gangs in the neighborhood. He was far from a crime boss, but people knew not to mess with him.

    Hex Code: #4d51ad
     
  10. Darkness => flame; insult (esp. to call a DarKnessDarKnessDarKnessDarKnessDarKnessDarKness)

    Darky => Person who insults; flamer; troll

    Darkness my dianas will you! You've got nothing to asmo about >=[

    Field Commander => Person who uses exesive force at the drop of a hat,

    Ryker => overkill

    I think hes a bit of a field commander, he just went ryker on that darky.
     
  11. Er... no.
     
  12. Miru= Complete and utter random person

    "Whoa, that Miru just Piro'ed our characters in 2 posts, just to increase his dianas!"
     
  13. NO!

    NO!


    IS THIS REALLY SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND???
     
  14. o_o
    Yes.
    ^_^;
     
  15. The clue is in the title.

    RHYMING slang!
     
  16. So like...(Not great example but,)

    Harli:Been>Harliquinn=Been> "Sorry. I've Harli working all day. I'll post Mod."
     
  17. ...why dont we focus on rhyming and not try to put our own names into it
    (though if anyone figures out how to do my name theres karma innit for em)
     
  18. Out of Warmaster: > Out of breath > Warmaster Death = Breath > "Fuck me, my character's out of Warmaster. He'll have to hang at the Homac like a proper Captain."

    For the Harley: > For the Win > Harlequinn = Win > "If we take out that bunker we'll get the Harley"
     
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  19. Jacked/Jack> Betrayed/Betray> Jack Shade= betrayed/betray> I swear if that Paorou Asmo posts one more time I will Jack him in the back.
     
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