Iwaku on TV

  • So many newbies lately! Here is a very important PSA about one of our most vital content policies! Read it even if you are an ancient member!


Certified Subdomain
Original poster
Posting Speed
  1. Speed of Light
Writing Levels
  1. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. No Preferences
If you remember this thread, I don't need to explain it.

If you don't remember this thread, I don't need to explain it.

If Iwaku were Family Guy

Peter Griffin: ASMO (lazy, ignorant, offensive prick who has a crazy new scheme every week)

Lois Griffin: DIANA (long-suffering, sexy domestic type who looks after the men)

Chris Griffin: GMK (probably has the same laugh when he's writing gore-posts)

Meg Griffin: AMPOULE (gets confused for a dude and the audience don't like her)

Brian: PALONIS (sarcastic hypocrit who passes judgment on everyone else)

Ernie the Giant Chicken: CHAOS (our epic dual never ends!)

Cleveland: JACKSHADE (thinks he can run his own show, but really, really can't)

Quagmire: MYRNODYN (sex-pest with weird-shaped face)

Joe: RYKER (nuff said)

Tom Tucker & Diane Simmons: PIRO & SAKURA (random news people who aren't that relevant)

Adam West: RORY (weird guy who's inexplicably in-charge)

Herbert the Paedophile: DARKNESS (guy who lurks around being inappropriate and looking for fags)

Evil Monkey: PORG (just because)
The Critic

Duke Phillips: Fel (Alcoholic tycoon who likes bad movies and mechanical HillBilly Bears)

Doris: Jumi (Chain-smoking make up artist, possibly a zombie, disgruntled)

Eleanor Sherman: Diana (Prim and proper, keeps a gun in the fridge and a stuffed blue whale over the fireplace)

Franklin Sherman: Jinx (Billionaire who drank himself crazy, likes to dress up as cartoon characters)

Jeremy Hawke: Ampoule (Rugged lady's man, uses elevator shoes to boost manly image)

Margo Sherman: Sakura (Cute little sister, tries to do the right thing)

Vlada Veramirovich: Orochi (Strange foreigner, slowly poisoning everyone)

Jay Sherman: Asmo ("It STINKS!" Sticks to his principles, and is unloved for it.)
If Iwaku were Star Trek

Captain Kirk: JACKSHADE (over-dramatic guy who needs to date everyone he sees)

Captain Picard: ASMO (thinks he's too talented to be in this show)

Captain Janeway: DIANA (trying to stop her shit falling apart as morale plummets)

Doctor Crusher: TEGAN (gives Asmo shit and interferes with his decision-making)

Spock: PALONIS (points out all the errors in everything all the time)

Q: COFFEECAKE (turns up randomly to hold people accountable to obscure ideals)

Data: RORY (always trying to be a little more human each day)

Worf: RYKER (if in doubt, blow it up. If not in doubt, blow it up)

Scotty: PIROGETH (always finds something else to blame for the hold-up)

Wesley Crusher: PORG (you just want him to go away)

Seven-of-Nine: TK (gets far too much screen-time and has the ability to assimilate others)

Ryker: MYRNODYN (beardy sex pest)

Miles O'Brian: TORSTY (grumpy blond guy who doesn't do anything proactive)

Dax: CORVUS (has far too much irrelevant backstory)

Neelix: OROCHI (irritating and pointless, but a good cook)

Belanna: AMPOULE (moody girl with weird face)

Quark: XINDARIS (he sticks up for the common man and is always up to something that isn't really that interesting)

Odo: CHAOS (likes busting people's balls while refusing to bust his own)

Captain Archer: PAOROU (did something a long time ago but no one's really cares now)
What about the star wars trilogy, the actual trilogy not that pathetic excuse whose only saving grace was Samuel L. Jackson.