Iwaku on TV

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Asmodeus, Jun 8, 2010.

  1. Helen

    I think I hear something from within the ward and I whisper a prayer under my breath as I enter. My hand searches the wall for a light switch and I flicked it on. My eyes squint in pain as light intrudes my vision and I'm glad to see that no one seems to be here. However I still feel anxious. I turn back to make sure no one is behind me before I step inside

    At the nearsest table I see a first aid kit and a smile grows on my face "Here we go. This should get her all patched up." I glance back again to make sure no one is there. I can't help but let my anxiety build. It feels like someone is here...

    "Whose here?" I ask, trying to fake confidence "Show yourself." I hug the kit to me, body shaking. I know I am still dense and stronger, but I know if I see one more kidnapper I will lose my mind.
     
  2. The Critic

    Duke Phillips: Fel (Alcoholic tycoon who likes bad movies and mechanical HillBilly Bears)

    Doris: Jumi (Chain-smoking make up artist, possibly a zombie, disgruntled)

    Eleanor Sherman: Diana (Prim and proper, keeps a gun in the fridge and a stuffed blue whale over the fireplace)

    Franklin Sherman: Jinx (Billionaire who drank himself crazy, likes to dress up as cartoon characters)

    Jeremy Hawke: Ampoule (Rugged lady's man, uses elevator shoes to boost manly image)

    Margo Sherman: Sakura (Cute little sister, tries to do the right thing)

    Vlada Veramirovich: Orochi (Strange foreigner, slowly poisoning everyone)

    Jay Sherman: Asmo ("It STINKS!" Sticks to his principles, and is unloved for it.)
     
  3. If Iwaku were Star Trek

    Captain Kirk: JACKSHADE (over-dramatic guy who needs to date everyone he sees)

    Captain Picard: ASMO (thinks he's too talented to be in this show)

    Captain Janeway: DIANA (trying to stop her shit falling apart as morale plummets)

    Doctor Crusher: TEGAN (gives Asmo shit and interferes with his decision-making)

    Spock: PALONIS (points out all the errors in everything all the time)

    Q: COFFEECAKE (turns up randomly to hold people accountable to obscure ideals)

    Data: RORY (always trying to be a little more human each day)

    Worf: RYKER (if in doubt, blow it up. If not in doubt, blow it up)

    Scotty: PIROGETH (always finds something else to blame for the hold-up)

    Wesley Crusher: PORG (you just want him to go away)

    Seven-of-Nine: TK (gets far too much screen-time and has the ability to assimilate others)

    Ryker: MYRNODYN (beardy sex pest)

    Miles O'Brian: TORSTY (grumpy blond guy who doesn't do anything proactive)

    Dax: CORVUS (has far too much irrelevant backstory)

    Neelix: OROCHI (irritating and pointless, but a good cook)

    Belanna: AMPOULE (moody girl with weird face)

    Quark: XINDARIS (he sticks up for the common man and is always up to something that isn't really that interesting)

    Odo: CHAOS (likes busting people's balls while refusing to bust his own)

    Captain Archer: PAOROU (did something a long time ago but no one's really cares now)
     
  4. What about the star wars trilogy, the actual trilogy not that pathetic excuse whose only saving grace was Samuel L. Jackson.
     
  5. You're a sunnuvabitch Asmo.