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Hmm, something about this seems.....You also run the risk of your daughters being given to the guards for their amusement for a fortnight before I dismember them and send them back to you one piece at a time.
You also run the risk of your daughters being given to the guards for their amusement for a fortnight before I dismember them and send them back to you one piece at a time.
Pfft, the fuck do you think this is, a democracy? I am the Lord of House Douchebringer, and no mere peasant can change that. Gather up your pitiful belongings and schlep it to some other lord's domain if you have a problem with my style of rule.I don't feel like Jorick makes for a just leader. Effective, perhaps.
I say we throw him out.
I am the lord of the land, so I make the laws here, and I say nothing I do is illegal. Fuck yeah feudal governance.Hmm, something about this seems.....
Illegal.
Careful! you may get bashed! On the head! Of your stationary Dick Empire!
You barter for the lives of your daughters with what would amount to a petty inconvenience for me at worst?you dare not!
or i shall reveal your true parentage to all of Iwaku!
Pfft, the fuck do you think this is, a democracy? I am the Lord of House Douchebringer, and no mere peasant can change that. Gather up your pitiful belongings and schlep it to some other lord's domain if you have a problem with my style of rule.
I am the lord of the land, so I make the laws here, and I say nothing I do is illegal. Fuck yeah feudal governance.
You barter for the lives of your daughters with what would amount to a petty inconvenience for me at worst?
Interesting tactic. Do you want their arms back first, or their legs? Or maybe a chunk of torso? I'll probably keep the heads as decoration.
you just used your bargaining chipwhen your bastardry is revealed
See, the problem with this is that I'm not stupid. I killed off the legitimate line of the house when I rose to power, so there's nobody left to actually contest the fact that I am a member of House Douchebringer. I rule by right of conquest as much as any other claim, and I dutifully pay my taxes to the king, so he won't give half a shit because that motherfucker took the throne via conquest so why would he care about the fact that someone else did the same on a lesser scales many years ago?minor inconvenience?
truly it must be minor to lose your ennobled status, titles, and powers when your bastardry is revealed!
I'm going to start by cutting off their feet so they can't run away.