Iwaku MxM Smut

My baby just kicked me really hard in the ribs as I read this. So he must hate it as much as I do.

:I
 
Charlie Chaplin and Osama Bin Laden.


HAH HAH! I'M CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAZY!
 
That creeping suspicion that W might have successfully trolled... and then the enlightening realization of: "HA, YEAH RIGHT!"
 
Robinson Crusoe and Yoda.


CAN'T TOUCH THIS, BITCHES!
 
Everybody knows I've been fucking with Darkness for ages.
I'd do Coti tho', fo sho' sho!
 
Vladimir Nabokov and Edgar Allen Poe!
They have similar interests, therefore they must have beeen screwing!
 
Tesla and Edison. Now that was one electrifying​ hate-fuck for the ages.
 
This troll thread isn't even that great in execution.

I'm surrounded by CASUALS.
 
hey this thread is stupid and amateurish and harkening to the stupid amateurish fangirls on that fanfiction site

oops but it's reached two pages
 
*glances at Tegan's avatar*

Hmm...
 
Oh please, your avatar for the last five years has been a goat shemale felating itself.



Really, has no one else noticed?




I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS HEERE
 
I GET IT

YOUR AVATAR IS ACTUALLY SAYING

"I'M WRONG SPEECH"











unless it's

"Not I'm freedom of"
 
I'm a real boy.
 
I'm also underaged, but I don't mind. *wiggles eyebrows*