IWAKU IS NOW A POLICE STATE!!!

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Vay

Guest
Following a cou.... regular day in the office the staff have decided they're in charge.... YES MORE IN CHARGE THAN WE ALREADY WERE. DON'T ASK ME HOW THATS POSSIBLE!


And remember the number on rule:

Fun is mandatory.




- Public service announcements are brought to you by:


Bored staff members
 
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Captain Nic

Guest
I willingly accept our fun-having and good time encouraging overlords.
 

Asmodeus

Certified Subdomain
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Speed of Light
Writing Levels
  1. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. No Preferences
We particularly enjoy suppressing the opinions of anyone directly or remotely associated with TK.

It's called the TK Tickle. The first staff member to abuse their power to censor more than 10 TK-related dramathons gets a handjob from Diana.


Remember. Cyber-bullying is for winners.
 

Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
LURKER MEMBER
FOLKLORE MEMBER
Invitation Status
Writing Levels
  1. Intermediate
  2. Adept
  3. Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
  2. Female
Genres
Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
THEN I SHOULD BE GETTING ONE! GIMME MAH CUPCAKE! (Cause handjobs are for chumps)
 
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Vay

Guest
The handjob is non-redeemable. Its take it or leave it or you'll make Diana cry.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
LURKER MEMBER
FOLKLORE MEMBER
Invitation Status
  1. Not accepting invites at this time
Posting Speed
  1. Multiple posts per day
  2. 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Advanced
  3. Prestige
  4. Douche
  5. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
What if I wanna give HER a handjob? 0.o
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
LURKER MEMBER
FOLKLORE MEMBER
Invitation Status
  1. Not accepting invites at this time
Posting Speed
  1. Multiple posts per day
  2. 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Advanced
  3. Prestige
  4. Douche
  5. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Of course of course, but can I find people to crash the wedding?
 

Diana

Owl Mom Summer
ADMINISTRATOR
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. 1-3 posts per week
  2. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Writing Levels
  1. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Female
*Blink.*


...... *Sniffs the Staff Punch suspiciously.*
 

Delnoir

A Relic of a Bygone Era
LURKER MEMBER
FOLKLORE MEMBER
If I must have fun, I require a flamethrower.

For...flamethrower things.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
LURKER MEMBER
FOLKLORE MEMBER
Invitation Status
  1. Not accepting invites at this time
Posting Speed
  1. Multiple posts per day
  2. 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Advanced
  3. Prestige
  4. Douche
  5. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Eh, so I can't give Diana a handjob OR crash her party? T.T This party suuuux.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
LURKER MEMBER
FOLKLORE MEMBER
Invitation Status
  1. Not accepting invites at this time
Posting Speed
  1. Multiple posts per day
  2. 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Advanced
  3. Prestige
  4. Douche
  5. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Oh well, so, Vay, can I be your and Corvus' priest if I'm good?
 
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Ochalla

Guest
"Goooooin to the chapel and we're goooooonna get maaaaaried...."