Iwaku is a Corrupt System!

[Gwazi Magnum]

(Yes, shortened. Gwazi can confirm, used to drop massive brick shithouse posts.)

Brovo will occasionally drop the big word buster that rivals RP Guilds. But on average? Yea, they are much shorter and brief. :P

That being said, this is like explaining to a puppy how an Elephant is smaller than a Whale.

 

[Greenie]

For now she is. :P

I'm watching you O_O

 

[Izurich]

Uhm... Gwazi, what happened to your resolution back from last March? :O

This is so unprofessional, just like most politicians.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Uhm... Gwazi, what happened to your resolution back from last March? :O

This is so unprofessional, just like most politicians.

I ain't getting paid yet.

 

[Izurich]

You are supposed to show professionalism first before demanding payment, bruuuuh.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

You are supposed to show professionalism first before demanding payment, bruuuuh.

I ain't falling for that "Free Exposure" shit. >:(

 

[Astoria]

I ain't falling for that "Free Exposure" shit. >:(

Free sample, please.

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

When did I say this?

I literally have no memory of saying that.

Nevermind, just checked the Archives, and Yata wrote the post. My apologies to the both of you.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Free sample, please.

... Fine. >:(

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[Astoria]

unsubscribe

 

[Brovo]

Uhm... Gwazi, what happened to your resolution back from last March? :O

Expecting Gwazi not to shitpost constantly? Next you'll start proposing that he not beat dead horse memes into a fine powder, or that the sun should stop shining.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Next you'll start proposing that he not beat dead horse memes into a fine powder

 

[Blind Hemingway]

Who taught these bloody peasants how to type anyways?