Iwaku clue: HOW DID THEY DO IT!?

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Corvus Corax

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knife, candelstick, rope, wrench, lead pipe, revolver.

What would YOU grab to kill with?
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Knife, the most fun option.
 

Shiny

QUEEN SPARKLE
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
1-3 posts per week
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Modern, Fantasy, Romance, Horror, Magical, Supernatural, Yaoi
Good ol' candlestick, of course.
 
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Captain Nic

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Wrench, because spies sappin mah sentry.
 
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Warmaster Death

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Revolver.

shit, if i want them dead i want them dead, no fucking about.
 

Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
ADMINISTRATOR
Invitation Status
Not accepting invites at this time
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Preferred Character Gender
Female
I'll go with the wrench. No one is going to notice a wrench missing, nor will any think a random wrench getting tossed somewhere is weird.
 
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Myrnodyn

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I'll go with the wrench. No one is going to notice a wrench missing, nor will any think a random wrench getting tossed somewhere is weird.
The same goes for a missing Lead Pipe, even more so even.

Personally, I'd use the revolver. I don't want to get away with murder, if it's a justified killing, just the killing is enough.
 
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Pirogeth

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Obviously the rope, cuz you can burn the rope...I personally don't like leaving a massive trail of evidence behind.
 
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Ochalla

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Orochi has watched Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves too many times!

Rope? Though really the best way is the way that leaves no trace.
 

ViralFiend

The Red Tower
Rope. Gives you the pleasure of watching them squirm while you choke the life out of them. Is easily destroyed, but can leave bruising or marks on your hands if done improperly. Then again...

Wrench/Pipe/Candlestick. Gives you the satisfaction of beating the bastard/cunt to death. Is hard to dispose of, but can be hidden in plain view. I'd rather use a baseball bat or chair leg. Burn it along with their body.

Knives are fun and just as intimate as the above two choices.

Gun. Severely overrated, boring, and overall unsatisfactory. Yawn e_e
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
My Mauser k98. She shot Soviets during the War. :3
 
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Swifty Willownall

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Swifty will choose Candlestick. What's more degradeing?