It's just so FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!

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Cosmic Orion

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It's just SO BEAUTIFUL.


YOU CAN'T LOOK AWAY.




Disney movies were WRONG about that first kiss.


LIED TO AN ENTIRE GENERATION.

























And remember kids. . . it isn't REALLY a kiss until your tongue touches that dangly thing at the back of the other person's throat.

[P.S. That's called uvula. ]











[P.S.S. Uvula DOES NOT sound like it should be inside a human being's mouth at all.]
 
-laughs uncontrollably-
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
-dies laughing-
 
Excuse me while I RAM MY OVAPOSITOR DOWN YOUR THROAT AND LAY MY EGGS IN YOUR CHEST.


And thus the alien invasion began..
 
Oh he gave her a little taste of his lips,
AND SHE WANTED MOOOOOAAAAR.
MOOOOOOOAAAAR.




My god.
I couldn't stop watching.
Like it was Animal Planet..
just....
...


HEY.
I'MMA VIRGIN, AND I DO NOT KISS LIKE THAT. >:C
 
Good to know Staci.



GOOD TO KNOW.



>;D












Lulz.
 
Groom: Let's be gentle.
Wife: Fuck that! OPEN YAH MOUTH! >:3
*kiss attack comences*
Groom's Father: That's it son, give her dat tounge! >:D
 
LOL tenchi.


seriously, just because ur a virgin (to kissing, as well as....other things) does not mean a damned thing about technique. seeriously, i didn't slobber or dog-kiss that much when I first kissed. they could've studied make-out scenes on tv or something, IDK
 
.... she was trying to eat his face.
When she realized she was failing, she cleverly disguised it as "inexperience kissing".

And so the invasion begins.
 
FUCKING ALIENS EVERYWHERE.

GMK: EXTERMINATUS.
 
Cyclonic torpedo loading sequence takes a minute but trust me, I'm WAAAAY ahead of you.
 
*laughs so hard she pulls the computer off the desk* O_O

omg...never in my life...wow...just wow...

never was kissed like that, even by the virgin guys i know...how can you be so...okay, too offensive, not gonna finish that

*rolls on the floor laughing* The weasels would be dead three times over from watching that, thank you Roger Rabbit.
 
​. . . I just imaged what sex will be like between them.... x___x
 
*passed his sanity roll and did not*
 
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