It's just so FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!

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Cosmic Orion

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It's just SO BEAUTIFUL.


YOU CAN'T LOOK AWAY.




Disney movies were WRONG about that first kiss.


LIED TO AN ENTIRE GENERATION.

























And remember kids. . . it isn't REALLY a kiss until your tongue touches that dangly thing at the back of the other person's throat.

[P.S. That's called uvula. ]











[P.S.S. Uvula DOES NOT sound like it should be inside a human being's mouth at all.]
 
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Tenchi-Roku

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-laughs uncontrollably-
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
-dies laughing-
 
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Ampoule

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Excuse me while I RAM MY OVAPOSITOR DOWN YOUR THROAT AND LAY MY EGGS IN YOUR CHEST.


And thus the alien invasion began..
 
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Stacisaur

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Oh he gave her a little taste of his lips,
AND SHE WANTED MOOOOOAAAAR.
MOOOOOOOAAAAR.




My god.
I couldn't stop watching.
Like it was Animal Planet..
just....
...


HEY.
I'MMA VIRGIN, AND I DO NOT KISS LIKE THAT. >:C
 
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Cosmic Orion

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Good to know Staci.



GOOD TO KNOW.



>;D












Lulz.
 
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Tenchi-Roku

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Groom: Let's be gentle.
Wife: Fuck that! OPEN YAH MOUTH! >:3
*kiss attack comences*
Groom's Father: That's it son, give her dat tounge! >:D
 
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Kisha

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LOL tenchi.


seriously, just because ur a virgin (to kissing, as well as....other things) does not mean a damned thing about technique. seeriously, i didn't slobber or dog-kiss that much when I first kissed. they could've studied make-out scenes on tv or something, IDK
 
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Kitti

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.... she was trying to eat his face.
When she realized she was failing, she cleverly disguised it as "inexperience kissing".

And so the invasion begins.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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FUCKING ALIENS EVERYWHERE.

GMK: EXTERMINATUS.
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

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Cyclonic torpedo loading sequence takes a minute but trust me, I'm WAAAAY ahead of you.
 
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Duchess_Bastet

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*laughs so hard she pulls the computer off the desk* O_O

omg...never in my life...wow...just wow...

never was kissed like that, even by the virgin guys i know...how can you be so...okay, too offensive, not gonna finish that

*rolls on the floor laughing* The weasels would be dead three times over from watching that, thank you Roger Rabbit.
 
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Stacisaur

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​. . . I just imaged what sex will be like between them.... x___x
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

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*passed his sanity roll and did not*