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- Male
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- Nonbinary
- Transgender
- Primarily Prefer Male
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- I'm cool with just about anything...except the genres listed in the DON'T LIKE section.
As Dib would surely learn, there were some aspects of Zim's personality that would never ever change. He had an immensely difficult time admitting wrongdoing on his part. There were several reasons why he had such trouble, of course. The damage to his ego. The insinuation that he, an infallible mighty Irken, the Almighty Tallest, could ever do anything wrong. And, perhaps most likely...he didn't want to make mistakes because Defectives made mistakes.
Zim was deathly afraid of being outed as a Defective even though the vast majority of his people already suspected that he was Defective. Though he tried to put on a brave and combative front whenever he spoke of and even encountered Control Brains, he was downright terrified of them. Their low, deep voices that shook the entire room. Their cold and seemingly emotionless demeanor. Their deadly tendrils. Once those tendrils snaked their way into a PAK, there was little that could stop them from sucking all of the data out of it. Without that data, the PAK would die. And the host would soon follow.
Deactivation was supposedly a terribly painful process. Whenever Zim deigned to sleep he often had horrific nightmares about being Deactivated, even though some part of him knew his self-sufficient PAK would go through hell and high water to avoid it. Zim's PAK was special.
Oh, phooey. Tak didn't fail her mission! The mission was to conquer planet Damogran while preserving anything of inherent value, and she did just that! Sure, the road that eventually led to the conquering was rocky at best, but the planet was still conquered! It was theirs! Done and dusted! As usual, Zim was only looking at the end result of the journey and not the bumps along the road there.
The discomfort that saturated the human's expression when the Tallest spoke of deciding the fate of planet Damogran didn't go unnoticed by Rhapsody. She nudged Bohemian as subtly as she could and smiled. Perhaps using the human to influence the Tallest, especially when it came to the typical xenophobic behaviors of Irkens and their tendency to destroy and blow up whatever they conquered, wasn't such a far-fetched idea after all.
Dib seemed mighty passionate about alien creatures and their ways of life...surely the prospect of blowing up an alien planet with unique structures and plant life and such would disturb him enough that he would ask the Tallest not to do it?
Zim blinked when Dib explained exactly what he had done with Tak's old Spittle Runner. He scowled immediately, folding his thin arms across his chest. "Zim is hoping that you destroyed everything that wasn't simple metal." Hints of irritation dripped from his voice. "Ninety-nine percent of your race is stupid, but if the single percentage that wasn't got its grubby little meat paws on it, our Irken technology could be reverse-engineered!"
"Hee-hee." GIR giggled like a blushing schoolgirl. "Meat paws."
"Yes. Meat paws." Zim's antennae raised somewhat and then bounced happily. All of these new and lovely insulting terms...he would be sure to use them wisely and as often as he could without sounding repetitive.
"How about meat feets?"
"Ooh, that's nice."
"Meat face?"
"That's kinda funny to picture!"
"Meat...meat..."
"Meat butt?"
"We don't talk about butts, GIR. Remember?"
"Ohhhhh."
The two of them began to laugh maniacally together. Several of the Damogran people in the adjacent rooms, who up until now seemed wholly terrified being nearly face-to-face with the infamous Almighty Tallest of the Irken people, now stared profusely at this strange, wild, and cheerful creature. This...couldn't possibly be the leader of the Irken Empire. Right? Sitting here laughing and talking about meat and butts with a cute little robot...it was just mad.
Though it was most likely the recharging station that was responsible for this sudden cheerful behavior (overcharging could lead to hyper and smeet-like behavior), Rhapsody couldn't help but think their Tallest was trying very hard to forget that Tak was nearby. Deep down he probably did feel at least a little bit guilty about her situation...but because he was the amazing Zim (as he so often proclaimed), he didn't like to admit his faults. So he was covering it up with laughter and cheer.
The physical dragged on for quite some time. It was made no less awkward by Tak's presence. GIR was the only one who made an outward attempt to be friendly to Tak, bringing a medical tray with painkillers and soothing antibiotic cream to her when none of the Medics were willing to approach her. GIR was friendly to everyone, so this behavior didn't surprise Zim at all. He idly wondered if GIR would like having another SIR unit around, at least until they got back to Irk. Almost everything in Tak's Damogran base was destroyed, so Zim doubted she had a ship to call her own at the moment. As was the case with all Invaders, she was welcome to stay with the Armada for as long as she pleased...though she was free to leave when they finally returned to Irk.
By the time the physical ended, Zim had already disconnected himself from the recharging station. He was stretching his legs out, trailed by his two minions (GIR was astride Minimoose like a jockey on a horse), when the human was finally given a clean bill of health. "Done?" The Tallest's antennae bounced. "If so, we should get going. Invader Tak..." Yet again he refused to make eye contact. "You should come with us. We're already late for our meeting with the Planetary Conversion Team."
He met the human's eyes with much more ease. "Dib-thing, you are welcome to come along. Because Skoodge is being punished..." his antennae twitched with annoyance, "...he will not be able to attend this meeting with Zim. I would prefer not to go by myself." Huge magenta eyes narrowed. "Meetings are boring."
Zim was deathly afraid of being outed as a Defective even though the vast majority of his people already suspected that he was Defective. Though he tried to put on a brave and combative front whenever he spoke of and even encountered Control Brains, he was downright terrified of them. Their low, deep voices that shook the entire room. Their cold and seemingly emotionless demeanor. Their deadly tendrils. Once those tendrils snaked their way into a PAK, there was little that could stop them from sucking all of the data out of it. Without that data, the PAK would die. And the host would soon follow.
Deactivation was supposedly a terribly painful process. Whenever Zim deigned to sleep he often had horrific nightmares about being Deactivated, even though some part of him knew his self-sufficient PAK would go through hell and high water to avoid it. Zim's PAK was special.
Oh, phooey. Tak didn't fail her mission! The mission was to conquer planet Damogran while preserving anything of inherent value, and she did just that! Sure, the road that eventually led to the conquering was rocky at best, but the planet was still conquered! It was theirs! Done and dusted! As usual, Zim was only looking at the end result of the journey and not the bumps along the road there.
The discomfort that saturated the human's expression when the Tallest spoke of deciding the fate of planet Damogran didn't go unnoticed by Rhapsody. She nudged Bohemian as subtly as she could and smiled. Perhaps using the human to influence the Tallest, especially when it came to the typical xenophobic behaviors of Irkens and their tendency to destroy and blow up whatever they conquered, wasn't such a far-fetched idea after all.
Dib seemed mighty passionate about alien creatures and their ways of life...surely the prospect of blowing up an alien planet with unique structures and plant life and such would disturb him enough that he would ask the Tallest not to do it?
Zim blinked when Dib explained exactly what he had done with Tak's old Spittle Runner. He scowled immediately, folding his thin arms across his chest. "Zim is hoping that you destroyed everything that wasn't simple metal." Hints of irritation dripped from his voice. "Ninety-nine percent of your race is stupid, but if the single percentage that wasn't got its grubby little meat paws on it, our Irken technology could be reverse-engineered!"
"Hee-hee." GIR giggled like a blushing schoolgirl. "Meat paws."
"Yes. Meat paws." Zim's antennae raised somewhat and then bounced happily. All of these new and lovely insulting terms...he would be sure to use them wisely and as often as he could without sounding repetitive.
"How about meat feets?"
"Ooh, that's nice."
"Meat face?"
"That's kinda funny to picture!"
"Meat...meat..."
"Meat butt?"
"We don't talk about butts, GIR. Remember?"
"Ohhhhh."
The two of them began to laugh maniacally together. Several of the Damogran people in the adjacent rooms, who up until now seemed wholly terrified being nearly face-to-face with the infamous Almighty Tallest of the Irken people, now stared profusely at this strange, wild, and cheerful creature. This...couldn't possibly be the leader of the Irken Empire. Right? Sitting here laughing and talking about meat and butts with a cute little robot...it was just mad.
Though it was most likely the recharging station that was responsible for this sudden cheerful behavior (overcharging could lead to hyper and smeet-like behavior), Rhapsody couldn't help but think their Tallest was trying very hard to forget that Tak was nearby. Deep down he probably did feel at least a little bit guilty about her situation...but because he was the amazing Zim (as he so often proclaimed), he didn't like to admit his faults. So he was covering it up with laughter and cheer.
The physical dragged on for quite some time. It was made no less awkward by Tak's presence. GIR was the only one who made an outward attempt to be friendly to Tak, bringing a medical tray with painkillers and soothing antibiotic cream to her when none of the Medics were willing to approach her. GIR was friendly to everyone, so this behavior didn't surprise Zim at all. He idly wondered if GIR would like having another SIR unit around, at least until they got back to Irk. Almost everything in Tak's Damogran base was destroyed, so Zim doubted she had a ship to call her own at the moment. As was the case with all Invaders, she was welcome to stay with the Armada for as long as she pleased...though she was free to leave when they finally returned to Irk.
By the time the physical ended, Zim had already disconnected himself from the recharging station. He was stretching his legs out, trailed by his two minions (GIR was astride Minimoose like a jockey on a horse), when the human was finally given a clean bill of health. "Done?" The Tallest's antennae bounced. "If so, we should get going. Invader Tak..." Yet again he refused to make eye contact. "You should come with us. We're already late for our meeting with the Planetary Conversion Team."
He met the human's eyes with much more ease. "Dib-thing, you are welcome to come along. Because Skoodge is being punished..." his antennae twitched with annoyance, "...he will not be able to attend this meeting with Zim. I would prefer not to go by myself." Huge magenta eyes narrowed. "Meetings are boring."