WMD drives
Katyusha a blue 1990 Ford Fairmont.
it has the "star wars" dash and is an auto.
Dents N' nicks include a mega dent in the drivers (thats the
right side, for those of us who drive on the wrong side of the road/car) door that happened before i got the car, a dent on the back right side that happened coz a douche with a 4WD and a bullbar (In the city this is, i understand the need for bullbars in the country, fuck, if your in the country you NEED one, kangaroos wil fuck your shit up if you dont) scraped and dented it one night.
also there are various little bumps and paint scratches that i did.
so far, no crashes into other cars or fast crashes into static objects.
notable incidents include:
the back left wheel going off a cliff and me almost loosing control.
the time i lost control and nearly flipped the car (twas raining and I overcorrected after hitting a puddle, then overcorrected again, then again, then hit the brakes and turned the wheel one way. car skidded for a coupla metres, the last few felt like the car was gonna tip)
Um, thats about it for noteworthy stuff.
WMD loves his
Katyusha
especially her tape deck/radio that has all the modern stuff (like playing through certain speakers and turning the abss and treble up N' down) but in an analogue format.
as to how i listen to my Ipod, i have one of those MP3-Tape thingies that is a tape that plugs into the Ipod.
In Summary: you guys may have newer, flashier, less dirty cars.
you may not ahve been given the advice of "if it breaks down on the side of the road, rip the number plates off and leave it" by you Father (The Old man's a Mechanic by the way, a fucking good one [i only recently found out he part owns one of the msot successful Ultra-Tunes in Victoria, plus he's my old man, so that makes the joint awesome right then and there......8)])
It may not even be the Hilux that my mate spent over 10 grand fixing up and making it look all beautiful.
but My car is better than yours, for mine is
Katyusha.
seriously, even if the car was someone elses it'd still be the best car.
Only way to have better is to have a tank (Which some of you lucky fuckers can do in Ameri-land........).
I'd take pics, but i dun have a good camera...plus webcam picturing my car would look lame.
thus i present these images of other fairmonts.
PS:
Truck:
Ute:
and finally, a big ute (Not as good as a Ford or Holden Ute, not as 4wd awesome as a Hilux)
*WMD froths at the mouth about how a Ute is a ute/Utility vehicle and not a truck/pickup truck*