"Laggy, you have enough RPs as it is." "I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH." So, dear reader. You may be thinking "What's this thread about?" Or "Why did you tick so many boxes?" Well, my friend, that's simple - I'm looking for an RP, and I'm open to nearly everything. Want a balance between plot and sex? You got it. All porn, no plot? Fine. All plot, no mature scenes whatsoever? Well, I'm not sure what you're doing here if that's the case, but come on in anyway. You want fantasy? I give you fantasy. You want SciFi? Third door on the left, I'll meet you there. If you're here looking for a certain kink to be fulfilled, don't worry about it - it takes a lot to elicit more than a "I've heard worse" from me. So what am I looking for in particular? Well, if you've got what you think is an interesting plot or setup, shoot. You will have my attention. I mean, I like writing porn as much as the next guy, don't get me wrong. But unless you can think of something to hook me on the RP - and I mean really hook me - it gets stale. Fast. Anyway, with that said, hit me with your best shot. If you're interested, PM me. If you reply in this thread, I'm ignoring your expression of interest, because you obviously weren't interested enough to read this part.