INVICTUS || .event recap

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Welcome to the INVICTUS EVENT RECAP THREAD. What is this you ask? Occasionally the INV Crew will partake in holiday and miscellaneous events. Usually these are done in the discord server, and are considered (mostly) noncanon. Here is just an anthology of works that were worthy enough to be saved! Please do not post here unless Dao Ma gives you permission to post here

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CHRISTMAS BLURB HERE

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'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the base,
the agents were running, like on a full blown chase;
The mecha spiders scurried along the floor for a scare,
making the agents stop to fight them if they dare;
One agent was nestled warmly in Sable's bed,
while another had visions of explosions and lasers in her head;
And Mara with her scattering and Gabe with his speed,
tried to catch Olive, so not to become spider feed-
But then came a slosh and crash from the hall,
What Jasper found was that Vyla and Esfir had taken another fall;
Sigrdrifa flew down the hall in a way that was brash,
yet found a spider turning Draeger's research papers to ash;
Dracula and Mina blocked the spider by stepping onto the floor,
but when Rostam came into scene, he forgot about the door;
The spider scurried by and made Venn curse with disdain,
which was followed by Huiyin screaming at the spider 'FUCK, ARE YOU INSANE?'
It was Atticus that had not one clue,
And Seier was looking for something to do;
Martin read through his book for any kind of information,
Angela appeared beside him and gave him an indication;
Adam was howling and Parker who was standing by cringed,
it seemed like White Foster, the Medical Supervisor's jacket was singed;
With a narrowed eyed smile she gave the spider a look,
And then proceeded to smash it with a giant ass medical book;
Instead of killing the spider, it seemed to heal,
And then came SANTA looking to see what was the big deal;
With a HO HO HO and a jolly shake that made his sleeves tear,
Stanta raised his foot and thrust it down with too much force for the spider to bear;
The spider screeched and splat with a crunch,
And Santa saved Christmas... or so is the hunch;
All of the agents gathered together to look stunned at the sight,
While Santa gave a boisterous laugh and said 'MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL... A GOOD NIGHT.'

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2018 Valentines Day came and went so quickly. But that didn't stop the Invictus Agents from feeling festive! In honor of the amorous holiday, Agents' names were thrown into a hat and selected at random to write a Valentines card. Some agents took the liberties to write to others as well. Here are the Valentine cards that were submitted:

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Seier Rose

Ok not going to lie. I don't know you. So I pulled your file

You are 5 foot nothin, born in Kyleakin, Scotland, on the Isle of Skye,Christmas music is the bane of your existence. (and I understand that)

Happy Valentines Day

P.S. Don't worry your file will be handled appropriately. probably.

-- Signed Anonymous​

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-A note attached to a young German Sheppard-

You are a twitchy, angry, paranoid hunter with a penchant for shooting "Unholy Abominations". So I got you this dog. Don't ask where or how. I hope that you get used to this time period. Its not as bad as it seems at first.

Happy Valentines Day

- A​

-A note Attached to her [Eliza's] door-

P.s. I borrowed your Holy feckin Bible will return it soon

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Dr. Foster You hit like a truck and that scares the hell out of me

Happy Valentines Day

-- Signed Anonymous​

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Dear Saku
Turns out you were not a snack left in my room to appease me. Bummer.

Happy Valentines Day

-- Signed Anonymous​

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Dear Melisnt

Our encounter was a pleasant aWAKEning

Happy Valentines Day

-- Signed Anonymous​

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Leo De Luca

Life Sucks and then you die. Except you don't. Happy Valentines Day from someone who understands.

-- Signed Anonymous​

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Adam Kanye and his dogs Akira and Kuro

I've noticed a distinct musky smell coming from your room and thought those two could use a spa day

Happy Valentines Day

-Attached Coupon for dog groomers-

-- Signed Anonymous​

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Dear Vigdis

I would 1v1 you anytime~

Happy Valentines Day

-- Signed Anonymous​

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Dear Val

This time of year really sucks. Hope you can find someone who is your Type

Happy Valentines Day

-- Signed Anonymous​

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Dear Santa Clause

I swear to Christ if I find coal in my stocking again this year I am turning your elves into my wardrobe for next year.

Happy Valentines Day

-- Signed Anonymous​

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Dear Jet

I pulled your file too. Punch.

Happy Valentines Day

-- Signed Anonymous​

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Sable
"You seem pretty angry.

I like angry."

-- Signed Anonymous​

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Kris Kringle
You can jingle my bells while I deck your halls. Have a little ho ho hoe~ and a very merry Valentine's Day, Dear~

-- Signed Anonymous​

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ATTICUS

MOON BASE Space Nazis are REAL. NO TIME TO EXPLAIN. I'M BEING TAILED.

Also Happy Valentines Day,
Martin.

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Martin

I'm not really good at these I'm sorry I thought it would be cool to give you this because you're pretty awesome and I heard you're fighting off SPACE NAZIS and I REALLY REALLY WANNA HELP cause it's super cool and amazing and waaah, we should hang out sometime do you like pizza? If not we can get something else cause that's cool with me I mean this was supposed to be a Valentines Card woops OMG I'M SORRY HAPPY HEART DAY <33333

- Gabriel Baraniq

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ビグディス (Vigdis)

Here's chocolate as per Japanese tradition, let me feed off you later.

-Saku

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