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Please tell me about yourself.
"And just what exactly do you want to know, darling? Is it my name? My occupation? My race? Oh come now, you must be more specific than that! Fine, I'll be a sport and tell you all about wonderful me. My name is Clopis Margera. I'm a gypsy and first mate upon the Fourth Horseman under Captain "Ragnarok of the Thirteen Swords." I'm sure you've heard all about it... no? Well, we're not the most famous of crew but we do get around, if you catch my drift of course."
What is a typical day like for you?
"Tsk, so dull a question! Can't you think up anything with a bit more spice? Well, what's a typical day like out at sea for a first mate? I pick up any slack the Captain allows of the crew and point out where things need improving while the Captain attends to his own duties. Every now and then we'll find another pirate ship and we'll board them, take what crew have bounties on their heads and kill the rest. Oh don't look so shocked, we're not bounty hunters but pirates ourselves you see. We're after a very specific treasure though and it just wouldn't do to have someone else find it before us. So, the Captain thought it best to eliminate the competition whenever possible, and if they happen to have a sizable bounty on their head why not take the cash? It's easy money, after all..."
What do you do when you are not doing what you regularly do?
"This is better, it's on to the more fun stuff now! I didn't get to being first mate by accident you know. I have quite a large and varied set of skills. Disguises! Masquerades! Quick changing! These are what I would consider my "arts" deary. I can look like almost anyone if given enough time and am a considerable talent when it comes to jumping in and out of clothing. I try to keep myself fit in this art by practicing every day, along with my knife fighting. Yes, knife fighting - I'm a gypsy, after all. I'll have you know that I'm also the Lord High Judge of the Court of Miracles. When court is in session, I keep an open ear and a fair mind and pass judgement swiftly and fairly. Trust me, if you're in my court room you deserve what I give you! During my off time I'll brew up a bit of Essence de la Luxure, Essence of Lust in laymen's terms, or some Essence de la Douleur, Pain, if I'm running short. Oh don't even bother asking me how I make it! Gypsy secret darling, I couldn't possibly tell!"
Where do you see yourself in the next 5 to 10 years?
"In the next five to ten years? Please! In my line of work you're lucky to make it to tomorrow, let alone ten years down the line! Piracy is dangerous after all, there's no mistake about that. If I had to guess, I'd say either dead at the bottom of the sea or on top of the world filthy rich. Isn't that the way with these things deary?"
Do you have a special someone in your life right now?
"Oh honey, who isn't special to me? Let's be honest, in case you haven't noticed I'm a bit of a flirt and a promiscuous tease! I've been around the block more times than the local hookers! There are very few people on the crew who aren't 'special' to me in some way shape or form, and when we get on land I always try to find at least one lucky man who can warm my sheets for an evening. All the world's a playground, dearest! Why not cut loose and have a bit of fun?"
"Now, if you don't mind, if you've asked me all of your questions I really must be going. Duty calls and all of that mischief! Thank you very much for the tea. Oh, and one more thing. If you find yourself coming down with a sudden case of arousal, don't be alarmed. I may or may not have spilled some Essense de la Luxure at some point during this interview. What fun! Ta ta for now!"
"And just what exactly do you want to know, darling? Is it my name? My occupation? My race? Oh come now, you must be more specific than that! Fine, I'll be a sport and tell you all about wonderful me. My name is Clopis Margera. I'm a gypsy and first mate upon the Fourth Horseman under Captain "Ragnarok of the Thirteen Swords." I'm sure you've heard all about it... no? Well, we're not the most famous of crew but we do get around, if you catch my drift of course."
What is a typical day like for you?
"Tsk, so dull a question! Can't you think up anything with a bit more spice? Well, what's a typical day like out at sea for a first mate? I pick up any slack the Captain allows of the crew and point out where things need improving while the Captain attends to his own duties. Every now and then we'll find another pirate ship and we'll board them, take what crew have bounties on their heads and kill the rest. Oh don't look so shocked, we're not bounty hunters but pirates ourselves you see. We're after a very specific treasure though and it just wouldn't do to have someone else find it before us. So, the Captain thought it best to eliminate the competition whenever possible, and if they happen to have a sizable bounty on their head why not take the cash? It's easy money, after all..."
What do you do when you are not doing what you regularly do?
"This is better, it's on to the more fun stuff now! I didn't get to being first mate by accident you know. I have quite a large and varied set of skills. Disguises! Masquerades! Quick changing! These are what I would consider my "arts" deary. I can look like almost anyone if given enough time and am a considerable talent when it comes to jumping in and out of clothing. I try to keep myself fit in this art by practicing every day, along with my knife fighting. Yes, knife fighting - I'm a gypsy, after all. I'll have you know that I'm also the Lord High Judge of the Court of Miracles. When court is in session, I keep an open ear and a fair mind and pass judgement swiftly and fairly. Trust me, if you're in my court room you deserve what I give you! During my off time I'll brew up a bit of Essence de la Luxure, Essence of Lust in laymen's terms, or some Essence de la Douleur, Pain, if I'm running short. Oh don't even bother asking me how I make it! Gypsy secret darling, I couldn't possibly tell!"
Where do you see yourself in the next 5 to 10 years?
"In the next five to ten years? Please! In my line of work you're lucky to make it to tomorrow, let alone ten years down the line! Piracy is dangerous after all, there's no mistake about that. If I had to guess, I'd say either dead at the bottom of the sea or on top of the world filthy rich. Isn't that the way with these things deary?"
Do you have a special someone in your life right now?
"Oh honey, who isn't special to me? Let's be honest, in case you haven't noticed I'm a bit of a flirt and a promiscuous tease! I've been around the block more times than the local hookers! There are very few people on the crew who aren't 'special' to me in some way shape or form, and when we get on land I always try to find at least one lucky man who can warm my sheets for an evening. All the world's a playground, dearest! Why not cut loose and have a bit of fun?"
"Now, if you don't mind, if you've asked me all of your questions I really must be going. Duty calls and all of that mischief! Thank you very much for the tea. Oh, and one more thing. If you find yourself coming down with a sudden case of arousal, don't be alarmed. I may or may not have spilled some Essense de la Luxure at some point during this interview. What fun! Ta ta for now!"