Instruments of Death

[Diana]

Back in those old days, they really knew how to torture the hell out of people with fancy gadgets. .___.; Like Iron Maidens and Heretics Fork. These days there's all this business about human rights, nobody gets tortured aaaas bad anymore. ...where you can see them. >>;;

What terrible device of death and torture would you like to go out with a BANG using?

 

[Tegan]

Does too long in the Orgasmotron count?

 

[Vay]

Does the meat grinder of war count?

 

[Tegan]

*High fives Vay.*

We sure showed her. That'll make her think twice the next time she does her job.

*Drives off on Vespa.*

 

[October Knight]

Iron maidens are badass.

The old electricity hooked up to the privates is always a brutal one.

 

[Hydronine]

See my next Dark Reign post for this.

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

The Orgasmorator, possibly with a violet wand as a back-up.

 

[Asmodeus]

Wiley Coyote giant catapult.

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

A picture of Asmo.

 

[Delnoir]

I want my head taken off by the rubber band of Asmo's giant slingshot after it snaps back.

He's gonna need someone to pull back on it after all.

 

[Asmodeus]

It wouldn't snap back if you were pulling it. It would just become naturally slack after you released.

*thumbs through his Wiley Coyote manual*

 

[Jumi]

Satire.

 

[Ochalla]

Worse torture device? Becoming an Admin!

 

[Cosmic Orion]

Being in a relationship with ME.