[INSANITY AWARDS] The Smartass

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Torsty, Nov 21, 2009.

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What a smartass...

  1. Asmodeus

    10 vote(s)
    45.5%
  2. Rory

    9 vote(s)
    40.9%
  3. Palonis

    2 vote(s)
    9.1%
  4. Paorou-sama

    1 vote(s)
    4.5%
  5. Pirogeth

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  1. Watch out! You might get banned voting! hurrdurr



    Nominees are not allowed to be offended, they simply put this on themselves.
     
  2. RORY. >:[ HE OFFENDS ME EVERY DAY!
     
  3. [​IMG]
    Name: Abigail König
    Age: Appears to be 14, is roughly 520 years old
    Grade: 10th Grade
    Sex: Female
    Race: Vampire
    Clique: Tends to hang around the Popular girls
    Origin: 15th Century Bohemia
    Languages: High German, Modern German, Hungarian, learning French
    Orientation: Heterosexual
    Occupation: None
    Relationships: --
    Personality: Perceptive, Excitable, Proper, Adaptable, Confident, Orderly, Sly, Deceptive, Old-Fashioned, Unaggressive, Childish, Cold, Domineering, Haughty, Nihilistic.
    Background: Abigail was not always Abigail. She was born to two nobles in Bohemia, which is now Austria. The city she was born in is still around, Spittal an der Drau. Her family was part of many of the battles fought. In 1478, they aided Hungarian troops, and gained protection to stay in the city when it was taken by King Matthias Corvinus. In 1495, a little girl was born to this family by the name of Elß (pronounced Ehls) von der Reingruben. Elß was raised like any noble girl, and she was to be married by the age of 12 to another noble from the court of King Vladislaus II. She was wed to the man, and was waiting to start bleeding so she could bear him children. That time never came, as she passed away from a mysterious illness at the age of 14. She was turned into a vampire by her husband, who truly loved her, and was secretly a vampire as well. The two lived together for many years, now unable to bear children, they began adopting some. They moved through the country, so not to be disturbed by those wanting them dead. Unfortunately, they were found by some hunters, and the happy couple was broken. Her husband perished, while she escaped.

    Knowing that her name was well known through the country, Elß changed her name to various things, before recently settling on Abigail. She is a German citizen, and is relearning the new information and societal rules and language, as she does every so often. She currently resides in Japan at Kaisei Academy, so she can learn without fear of scrutiny.
    Schedule: Science, English, French III, Horseback Riding, Astrology, Fencing, Gym

    Sheet will be edited over time, here.
     
  4. Maybe it's his way of showing appriciation to wards me, I might be wrong.
     
  5. I am ashamed that Mabu is not in this poll.
     
  6. He's in another one. I'm trying to get as many people as possible in this.
     
  7. Your face is a smartass
     
  8. *checks Roro's post count*

    HERETIC!
     
  9. Can someone please explain what's happening
     
  10. I've got no votes? Seriously?! You people don't appreciate my jerkishness enough!

    *makes fun of peoples' parentage*
     
  11. Hey, I already make fun of the fact that my dad's from Canada. Your parentage insults have no affect on me.
     
  12. Firedrake did u get message
     
  13. Asmodeus is really a puppet. Rory is just an accomplished Ventriloquists...with long arms.
     
  14. Your smartass is a face.

    :(
     
  15. Asmodeus...He has the smartest ass I've ever seen!
     
  16. Your a real funny guy, you know that?
     
  17. I voted for Paorou to make him feel better.
     
  18. But Rory, I did not want to be on this poll. ;_;

    *Runs off , his tears sparkling against the radiant rainbow colored background.*
     
  19. But Rory, I did not want to be on this poll. ;_;

    *Runs off , his tears sparkling against the radiant rainbow colored background.*
     
  20. WHAT THE FUCK THIS SAYS THERE WAS A POST 5 HOURS AGO BUT THERE'S NOTHING.

    DIANA, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?