Incorrect Facts : The Game

Manna Beast

I don't trust trees. They're shady.
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Posting Speed
  1. Speed of Light
  2. Multiple posts per day
  3. 1-3 posts per day
  4. One post per day
  5. Multiple posts per week
  6. 1-3 posts per week
  7. One post per week
  8. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
All day, every day
Writing Levels
  1. Intermediate
  2. Adept
  3. Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
  2. Female
  3. Primarily Prefer Male
Genres
-Fantasy with means of magic and sword based feelings, i do prefer a bit of romance in stories
-Modern with again a fantasy feel
-Cut in anything with a bit of Romance and I can give it a try.
This came about as a game my sister and I play randomly via text. We'll ask a question wanting a fact about it and give a entirely wrong wild answer! Just for the sake of some silly fun!

My best example is when she asked me what eyebrows are for? Instead of telling her what the are for, I simply replied with they are little caterpillars that fight crime when you are asleep, that's why they are so expressive.


It's pretty straight forward, just have some fun with it! And, since I am starting the thread, I'll start with my question.

Can someone tell me what fingerprints are?
 
They are long strips of paper with images that people put on the backs of fingers of gloves, representing who they are or what fandoms they like.

What is an accordion?
 
Pretty sure an accordion is that thing you do when you pick up a cat and fold them nose to butthole 🤔

SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT A CAN OPEN IS FOR
 
It's for telling the can't opener that it can't have all the fun breaking your nails and fingers.

What are the main ingredients that go into a lasagna?
 
They are obviously there to seduce you into traffic with their loud noises.

Hey, can someone remind me what a snack table is for?
 
A snack table is used for parking your car.

Can someone tell me what's an elevator used for?
 
It’s to help levitate yourself to the kitchen for a snack, specifically to the fridge for string cheese.

What is a lawn mower for?
 
thats easy, those are for speedy blowout races on country backroads on sundays

btw, what's a soup can?
 
A helmet you wear when riding a motorcycle.

Can someone tell me what are eggs used for?
 
Secret currency for some select foreign countries, the riper they are, the better their value

Now, what is a tape measure used for?
 
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It's a long stick for cleaning the blinds

What is the purpose of chapstick?
 
You carry it with you against bears when they come out of the woods, because they need a fix of that chappy stick game.

What is Kombucha?
 
I think that's that gospel-like song I've heard people sing when they're wasted drunk around a campfire.
Kombucha, my lord. Kombuchaaaa

What do you do with an air fryer?
 
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You use it to make fries appear out of thin.

What is the purpose of headphones again?
 
To jump rope with.

Someone help me out, what is flour used for?
 
It's a hair styling product as part of a counterculture response to 'greasers'. These so called 'flours' are all about achieving academic excellence while remaining chaste.

What is the best way to make a soufflé?
 
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First: you gather all the ingredients. Second: You find an alleyway behind a French restaurant that has a large rat population. Third: Put the ingredients down and slowly back away and let the resident rat chef make it for you. You know, like the movies.

How do you tie your shoes?
 
You need to convince two rabbits to complete a song ritual and with enough Job Points, you should be able to tie your shoes!

What does a person use a carpet for?
 
For rolling up and hiding a body in.

Where do I go to get my passport?
 
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