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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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BOOBS.
TITS
MAMMARY GLANDS.
FUNBAGS.

I LOVE THEM.

SHOW THEM TO ME?
 

Zypher

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Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
This is how bewbz werk

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Darkness

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Man, why is everything in the body so ugly on the inside? Titties look like weird onions when you take out the skin.
 

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Tun it on teh side and it looksh liek a volcano lolololol!1!.
 

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This thread was created under the influence of Chaos. Please tell your friends, never use Chaos.
 

Zypher

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Foolish fool! You live closer to him than I do.
 
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Cause this is what'll happen

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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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They also know that you're lying before even contemplating pulling the truth out of you.
























Nobody expects the SPANISH INQUISITION!
 

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Here's another pair of boobies.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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You people lighten up my day.



































(With the fires of heresy)
 
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Darkness

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I realized that whoever came up with the english language was a horny 13 year old.


Seriously, somewhere out there is a fish called vagina.
 

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It was Tort's cousins, the Anglo-Saxons.
 

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There's nothing wrong with that film, Darkness.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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The porn version of A Fish Called Wanda?


Fuck. The. What.