Impossible Questions

We are not merely animals. Not all of us anyway. Not to sound elitist.

Why won't the dishes in my sink do themselves?
 
Inability to process any verbal commands, would be my guess.

Why is it necessary to use Fractured English when sending a text message?
 
because of the character limit...it's pretty obvious.

If there is a god who created us without free will, and didn't want us to get free will, why did he plant a tree bearing apples given free will in the vicinity?
 
Because he was hungry and between eating the apples or eating Adam for his snack that day...

Why does it always happen that one of the socks in a pair goes missing???
 
Only if you're a laundry gremlin.

Do Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo?
 
If Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffaloed, then I would be Human human Human human human human Human humaning!

Question ->
And so, Alice fell down the hole into wonderland... Who would end up where if they fell down a hole in the clouds?
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In cloud land, of course. Like in Super Mario 2

What is the meaning of life?
 
To live your life to its fullest

How can you wake up dead?
 
To quote a movie:
Mahalik: Cause' you're alive when you go to sleep.
CJ: So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
Mahalik: You can't go to bed dead! That shit would've been redundant.
CJ: No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die and not be in the bed.
Mahalik: But you are in the bed. That's how you wake up dead in the first place fool!

What happened to Diana's clones?
 
THE ROBOT TAKE OVER IS HERE! KILL ALL CLONES!

probably something like that.



If not now, then when?
 
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