Impossible Questions

Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
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Post a question that should be impossible to answer. The next poster tries to come up with a creative answer and then posts their own question!



Why is Chaos so weird?
 

Dawn

A Very Hostile Pudding
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Posting Speed
1-3 posts per week
Writing Levels
Give-No-Fucks, Beginner, Elementary, Intermediate, Adept, Advanced, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female, Transgender, Futanari, , Primarily Prefer Male
Genres
Cyberpunk, Horror, Bizarre/Surrealism, Paranormal, Romance, Fantasy, Sci-fi, Supernatural, Grimdark.
Chaos' exposure to space shark society left him forever changed when he returned to Earth.

Why can't we have nice things? D:<
 
F

Fluffy

Guest
Then you wouldn't be quite so innocent. ;]

Why do we exist!?
 
M

Myrnodyn

Guest
We exist to procreate and advance the species.

How was gravity created?
 
I

Ike Sapphire

Guest
By the religious and ignorant point of view, from god

How do you know if you were reincarnated?
 
Preferred Character Gender
Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
Easy! Just get your fortune told by an upstanding gypsy!


Why am I always hungry?
 
A

Anglkate

Guest
Your stomach was unknowingly replaced by a bottomless pit while you were asleep...oh and they also took a kidney

Where do babies come from?
 
M

Myrnodyn

Guest
Haven't you heard? Storks deliver them to cabbage patches...

Do you see the same color red as I do?
 

Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
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Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
Only on the fourth of every month at eight thirty six PM, your time.

Where do newbies go after they dissapear?
 
A

Anglkate

Guest
To Jinx's closet where he plays pretty pretty princess with them until their heads explodes D:

Why is all the rum gone?
 
T

The Butterfly

Guest
It never left, good friend Myrnodyn :D

Now my question is thus: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
B

Boss Frost

Guest
Assuming the color of the iceberg was purple, the answer is clearly '42'.

Alright, if you continue to say a word over and over, it looses it's meaning. If you say a word that already means nothing over and over, what does it end up meaning?
 
H

Hedonist Redd

Guest
It ends up into a word whence uttered could tear a rip in the space time continuum.

Why does the popular theme for movies and TV change every 2-3 years? Last time it was zombies, this time it's alien invasions from the sky (Skyline, Falling Sky, Battle for L.A).
 
M

Myrnodyn

Guest
It's called "trends" It happens because companies want to sell what people like, and when a specific movie does well, others of the same format might do good as well.

If the Aliens in Signs were hurt by water, why did they try to invade a planet that's 2/3rds covered in the stuff?
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Because they decided their probes were misplaced and they though earth was one huge ass.

How can you tell if you're dreaming?
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
Easy, I'm not wearing Terminator Armor


How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
 
H

Hedonist Redd

Guest
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, it wood be theorized that it wood chuck all the wood it could chuck in sight, thus making woodchucking by woodchucks illegal.

Why is it so hard to find a job?
 
M

Myrnodyn

Guest
Because the job market is saturated right now. Which means that there are generally more people looking for jobs then there are jobs available, this in turn means that employers have a more powerful position and can more easily make demands of their employees.

Why do humans good things, if all we are are animals?