Imagine this...

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So here's a fun game, it's called "Imagine this"

So basically you present a very simple situation with a strange, outrageous, or egregious

In example, I will start.

Imagine going to buy a pair of Beats by Dre. You buy them and wait until you get home to open the package.

You open it and instead of headphones, you get tubers.
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Imagine this; you're at your computer hanging out on the iwaku roleplay forums, and posting in a roleplay. You're so absorbed in your thoughts trying to come up with decent posts for them that you're just barely aware of your surroundings.

Then all of a sudden the door to the room you're in bursts open and your hear someone running in just before you feel a hard whack on your head before that person yells "I-wak-u!"

(Heh, I'm not sure what to think of what I just wrote, so sorry if it's a little cheesy :S)
 
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Imagine this...

Your sibling tells you that they are going to invite a good friend of theirs to your birthday party.

Just then, you hear their "friend" knocking on the door. You open the door, and (surprise, surprise) it's MARTIN FREEMAN!!!!