I'm so amazing.

[Kyd Jhesus]

Tell me how great I am...You don't even need to mean it. Just like when you tell someone you love them.

 

[LogicfromLogic]

Jesus Christ this is something.

snarky wonderfully morbid jokes that nobody else has the guts to make.


That good enough?

 

[Fijoli]

Kid jesus is so amazing I poop a rainbow every time I hear that name :D​

 

[Diana]

*Sits on the fence of SNARK and DIANANESS.* D: OH GOD I DUNNO WHAT TO DO!

@Vay HELP ME. WHICH SIDE DO I CHOOOOOSE!

 

[Kitti]

You've inspired so many emotions inside so many people, I'm sure.

 

[Melpothalia]

"You don't even need to mean it. Just like when you tell someone you love them."

I dunno who you been telling I love you too but on my planet we only say that when we mean it.

 

[Vay]

Idiot Diana. Use your admin powers to add a new option to the poll then give it a million points. Hubris such as this can't go unpunished.

 

[heliacalRebirth]

Spoiler

You are so amazing that I'd smother your naked bum in peanut butter and smack it with a loaf of freshly baked bread. The peanut butter would catch fire from the pure amazingness radiating from you and from the velocity and turbulence of my rapid-fire bread smackery. In fact, it would be so amazing that the whole world would lose color simply because it realizes how plain and insignificant it is. Then I will graffiti all over every square inch of your body, because thats what filthy mongrels like me to do perfect and sacred things out of envy.

 

[Laggy Lagiacrus]

If I was stuck in a room with you, a murderer, a bear, and I had a gun loaded with two bullets, I'd shoot you twice.

 

[Kyd Jhesus]

"You don't even need to mean it. Just like when you tell someone you love them."

I dunno who you been telling I love you too but on my planet we only say that when we mean it.

So your from mars or something? So cereal.

 

[Kyd Jhesus]

If I was stuck in a room with you, a murderer, a bear, and I had a gun loaded with two bullets, I'd shoot you twice.

I only like because of the 33% chance i don't shot...Watching you bro.

 

[Kyd Jhesus]

*Sits on the fence of SNARK and DIANANESS.* D: OH GOD I DUNNO WHAT TO DO!

@Vay HELP ME. WHICH SIDE DO I CHOOOOOSE!

Yes do it, If you won't then give up your power to me! The supreme leader of this forum.

 

[Melpothalia]

So your from mars or something? So cereal.

Yes, I'm from Mars, the planet of rust and ice.

That makes me cooler than you by lightyears.

 

[Vay]

You wouldn't last five minutes in diana's job, which is being under me.

 

[Kyd Jhesus]

Yes, I'm from Mars, the planet of rust and ice.

That makes me cooler than you by lightyears.

....Shit.

 

[Kyd Jhesus]

Wait, My retort...I am Kid Jesus

 

[Melpothalia]

Wait, My retort...I am Kid Jesus

I am Adult Agnostic.

 

[Kyd Jhesus]

Liar! You're Crowsie.

 

[Kyd Jhesus]

Is it strange that i voted for my self. No, No it not for Kid Jesus is praising Kid Jesus.

 

[Alan]

This has to be some sort of troll.

1/10.
+1 because people took it seriously.