I'M NOT POSTING IN GENERAL ANYMORE

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Original poster
THERE'S ONLY STUPID POLLS, PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE STICKIES AND QUESTIONS THAT MAKE ME RECALL MEMORIES I WOULD RATHER FORGET.
 
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Myrnodyn

Guest
You self-destructive side WILL draw you back to it....

Join us in the nightmare on memory lane!
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Silly Tegan, thinking she can resist.
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER, EH?

WELL CAN YOU?


*pushes paperwork into Tegan's hands*

WELL GO AHEAD, PRINCESS! SHOW US WHAT WE'RE MISSING!


*beats her to the ground and showers more box files on her*

COME ON EVERYONE! LOOK AT TEGAN, THE NEW GENERAL PRINCESS. WATCH HER MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER!


*kicks Tegan and walks away, leaving her in a wasteland of paper*

YOU MADE ME DO THIS.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
*Gives Tegan a Chihuahua*
 
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Ampoule

Guest
*GIVES TEGAN A GOOD DIC--* D:< *sees beaten state* ---YOU FILTHY CHEATING HARLOT!

I bet you were asking for it! ASKING FOR IT!
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
....*Snuggles Tegan*
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
*Takes Tegan home and cleans her up*

Don't let what they say bother you, darling, it's ok....


Because you're with me now....... for......ev......er.........


MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
SHE'S MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Original poster
RORY . . . WHERE DID YOU GET ALL OF THESE CHIHUAHUAS??

I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A PRINCESS EVER SINCE THAT ONE DIED.
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
YOU ARE HERE BECAUSE OF MY ONE LINERS

YOUR LIFE IS TERRIBLE
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
NO MISTER FRODO

I STILL HAVEN'T HAD MY COMPLIMENTARY BREAKFAST BUFFET
 
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Ampoule

Guest
>:( HEY MISTER FRODO, DON'T YOU DARE GET FUCKING SHORT WITH ME! D:<




....*laughed insanely at that* Carry on.