I'M NOT POSTING IN GENERAL ANYMORE

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Tegan

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THERE'S ONLY STUPID POLLS, PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE STICKIES AND QUESTIONS THAT MAKE ME RECALL MEMORIES I WOULD RATHER FORGET.
 
You self-destructive side WILL draw you back to it....

Join us in the nightmare on memory lane!
 
Silly Tegan, thinking she can resist.
 
THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER, EH?

WELL CAN YOU?


*pushes paperwork into Tegan's hands*

WELL GO AHEAD, PRINCESS! SHOW US WHAT WE'RE MISSING!


*beats her to the ground and showers more box files on her*

COME ON EVERYONE! LOOK AT TEGAN, THE NEW GENERAL PRINCESS. WATCH HER MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER!


*kicks Tegan and walks away, leaving her in a wasteland of paper*

YOU MADE ME DO THIS.
 
*Gives Tegan a Chihuahua*
 
*GIVES TEGAN A GOOD DIC--* D:< *sees beaten state* ---YOU FILTHY CHEATING HARLOT!

I bet you were asking for it! ASKING FOR IT!
 
....*Snuggles Tegan*
 
*Takes Tegan home and cleans her up*

Don't let what they say bother you, darling, it's ok....


Because you're with me now....... for......ev......er.........


MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
*Still videotaping from a secret hiding spot*
 
I had something to post but TK moved Tegan away.

I'm sorry.
 
SHE'S MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
 
RORY . . . WHERE DID YOU GET ALL OF THESE CHIHUAHUAS??

I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A PRINCESS EVER SINCE THAT ONE DIED.
 
YOU ARE HERE BECAUSE OF MY ONE LINERS

YOUR LIFE IS TERRIBLE
 
This ocean liner must be sailed into the fires of MORDOR!
 
NO MISTER FRODO

I STILL HAVEN'T HAD MY COMPLIMENTARY BREAKFAST BUFFET
 
>:( HEY MISTER FRODO, DON'T YOU DARE GET FUCKING SHORT WITH ME! D:<




....*laughed insanely at that* Carry on.
 
NOT WITH TEN THOUSAND LIFEBOATS COULD YOU DO THIS!
 
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