I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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This is the first time I've had a chance to let my hair down in quite a long time. Have fun with me and have unprotected sex with random people all night long.





I'm going to regret this thread aren't I?
 

Delnoir

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Yeah, probably. My money's on Pao totally derailing this, but then there's always Rory with some nonsensical crap.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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Yeah, I went to Bosley. Rogaine didn't work, I had no other option.
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

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Wait, so nick fury has hair again?
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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So were you, but you don't remember.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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No, you were just that intoxicated. I Feel bad really, taking advantage like that.
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

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Tegan, get yourself tested for herpes just in case.
 

Blind Hemingway

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Slow As Molasses
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NEVER
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Adept, Douche
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Primarily Prefer Female
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Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Be warned Pao, did do this that Orochi guy on Naturdo.

It's true.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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You were assraped.

That dirty loli-lover took you manhood. I'm sorry.
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

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Not likely, I had my colon surgically replaced with a Greater Daemon of Nurgle.