I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

  • Thread starter Fel of the Eternal Forest
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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This is the first time I've had a chance to let my hair down in quite a long time. Have fun with me and have unprotected sex with random people all night long.

I'm going to regret this thread aren't I?
Yeah, probably. My money's on Pao totally derailing this, but then there's always Rory with some nonsensical crap.
Yeah, I went to Bosley. Rogaine didn't work, I had no other option.
Wait, so nick fury has hair again?
So were you, but you don't remember.
No, you were just that intoxicated. I Feel bad really, taking advantage like that.
Tegan, get yourself tested for herpes just in case.
Be warned Pao, did do this that Orochi guy on Naturdo.

It's true.
You were assraped.

That dirty loli-lover took you manhood. I'm sorry.
Not likely, I had my colon surgically replaced with a Greater Daemon of Nurgle.