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idlehands
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We were going to a concert on Halloween, so we didn't have any cheap gum or fire safety pamphlets to hand out. Plus, Asmo despises anything smaller than him.
We had a small mob of children banging on our door. I guess that despite the lack of decorations or an immediate answer, the lone light we had on in our den was justification enough to keep pounding on our door and hollering trick or treat over and over. I thought they would break down our door and rip us apart.
Finally, I told them to fuck off before I made them into a stew.
Haha, they got the trick. Little buggers forget there's a choice.