I'M BREAKING UP ROLEPLAY COUPLES!

....
*kol kol kol kol kol*
 
*Comes up from behind Red and humps her leg furiously*

I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU, YOU POOFACE! TAKE THIS! AND THIS! AND THIS! YEAH! YOU LIKE THAT, DON'T YOU?!
 
*Wades up to Staci with gas mask on*
Are you my mummy?
 
I'm being humped by a girl... Yeah, I like ^^
 
This is normally when I'd warn people, however, I think i can make an exception.
 
O__O -stares at gas mask.-
. . . .
D:
-turns around and starts splashing away.-
 
I'd like to think that I'm not adopted.

That way I can be the boat anchor that destroyed Diana's any one hope of following her dreams and instead have to spend the next god knows how many years raising an ungrateful hellspawn whose organs are not even transplantable for a good twenty years. All that time and effort spent trying to make an animal act like something more only to have them end up with a 16 year old who has a fetish for shoving TV remotes up my ass and screeching like a Velociraptor Ape.


All so mommy could have a few unsatisfying but still fertile minutes with daddy.


 
*Sits in corner and watches everything unfold*

o___o *stares at gas mask*
 
*throws milk at eaketriana*
HAPPY NOW?
 
GIVE ME THOSE COOKIES STACI!1!
 
*Makes cookies to go with Staci's cookies, and drinks some chocolate milk in a random plush swivel chair while blasting THIS at top volume*
 
I SHALL KILL U ALL!!!
 
ofc, is there another way?
 
hmm there is but you'll need a bottle of katchup and some guy named spongebob
 
Put... I like Patrick star better :o