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I'M BREAKING UP ROLEPLAY COUPLES!

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Diana, Aug 6, 2012.

  1. I HAVE OFFICIALLY BECOME IWAKU'S MOM!




    *Sobs in a corner!*
     
  2. You've always been Iwaku's mom.
     
  3. GO TO YOUR ROOMS. D:<
     
  4. Gets up roughly from the table and smacks all the dishes to the floor- I BET YOU WOULD LISTEN TO ME IF I RAN AWAY!

    -storms out of the kitchen to my room and slams the door- UGH!
     
  5. UGH! WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE DAD?!

    -Points at Asmo, who has been hiding behind a newspaper, trying to ignore everything-

    NO FUCKS ARE GIVEN OVER THERE!
     
  6. If I log in one day and find myself booted off staff, I'll know that they wanted Tegan more. T__T
     
  7. NO, MOM. THAT DOESN'T WORK ON ME ANYMORE. I'M AN ADULT NOW AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT. >[ Gosh, treating me like it was only yesterday that I was a 13-year-old looking for Sailor Moon fansites... T_T
     
  8. *starts to cry and throws a brick at the kitchen sink* WHY DO YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT MOMMY??! I'M GONNA RUN AWAY AND BECOME A EMO KID!!! *sees sandwich on counter and takes it chewing happily* THANKS FOR THE SANDWICH MOMMY!!! *skips happily away with sandwich*
     
  9. *reads newspaper*
    Did you say something mommy? No? Okay
    *keeps reading*
     
  10. IT'S MY BODY, I'LL DO WHAT I WANT!
     
  11. I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN! >:[
     
  12. *comes out wubbing eyes with a teddy beaw in hand* why awe people yewwing? :'(
     
  13. -Looks up- Well, if you hadn't opened your loins....
    -Goes back to playing Touhous-
     
  14. Mommy, you have too many kids >_< I wish I were an only child!
    My siblings are so immature Dx I hate you all!!!!!!
    *pouts*
     
  15. *Throws plate that held delicious sandwich* OH LOOK WHOSE THE IMMATURE ONE NOW.
     
  16. How could you waste such a delicious food D: MOOOOM Tsuki is meeeaaan!
     
  17. BECAUSE I ALREADY ATE THE SANDWICH. NOT INLESS YOU EAT PLATES?!
     
  18. I HAPPEN TO FIND PLATES DELICIOUS >_< DON'T JUDGE ME!!!
     
  19. Q. Q
    Ma...
    Mommy?