Ok, so, I'm pretty bored, alright? And I've been looking around, and seeing next to no threads that really match my tastes... so, I thought maybe I'd make my own? Is that ok? Of course it's ok! Is that even a question? Heh, well, anyway, you're gonna hafta read the rules and all that boring junk before you select one of the delicious candies below. If you don't you'll break my poor heart. Or I'll break yours. The next section will scare away the fainthearted with it's searing tone. ☢ WARNING: RULES ☢ 1. I'm a teenager (17 to be exact) and, a frequent checker of the red and blue stars we all carry around here. I am wary of playing with those outside my age bracket, for the sake of us both. I needn't go into further detail about the site rules. (Apparently I do. You wouldn't believe the number of red-star (18+) requests I get. In fact, If you have a red star, I reserve the right to ignore you entirely if you don't meet other criteria.) 2. This is also a no-brainer. If you read the tags under my title, which, I'm assuming you have, since you are all courteous, nice people, you should assume I expected legible writing, and at least a paragraph or two in each post. If you did assume that, then you get a cookie. If not, then know that I'll be disappointed if we fall below one paragraph posts, or if I have to spend a long time deciphering your post. I might ask for a roleplay sample. Don't make me tell you we can't play together. 3. I'm a guy, let me lay that out clearly. I'm also straight.... and I can't play girls worth a crap... (I need to work on that... T^T) Anyway, If we're gonna have romance, or explicit stuff or whatever, it's gonna have to be a guy and girl only, please. 4. I don't really like animals all that much. So don't even ask to do anything animal related, unless I have it listed as a pairing. I will not play as an animal, or furry, or, whatever... I think it's off-putting... (it gives me the creeps, ok?) 5. You've gotta post pretty often. At least a few times a day, ok? I have too much free-time, so you're gonna have to occupy it. Is that ok? I can totally be understanding if you end up busy somewhere along the line, but, please come into this with the mindset that you have some free-time to burn. 6. If you want to stop rping, that's ok. Just tell me, and we'll be all donuts and milk or whatever. I'll do you the same respect, and, if you would, maybe we could work things out to still remain partners, or play another rp. 7. You've read this far? It touches my heart... thanks for not getting scared off... I swear I'm actually really nice... You're gonna have to do me a favor and tell me your favorite donut. If you don't like donuts, then mention the sun in your post. Or do both and you'll get all my hearts. (Or show that you didn't even read the rules by not doing any of that. That's a quick ticket to getting ignored. I'm not going to even explain why I'm not responding to you if you ask, and haven't read this. This statement is a paradox.) 8. Oh, I really only do this kind of thing in conversations, so if you don't like it, I guess that's too bad... :/ 9. This really isn't a rule, but I'd like to become friends, ok? Let's talk and stuff! "Wait, what? You didn't get blasted to smithereens. Was the output too low...?" Ok, so I should reward you with the good stuff, right? The stuff you came here for? Here it is! ☢ Fandoms! ☢ Anime: Space Dandy Trigun Akira Danganronpa Mirai Nikki/Future diary Little busters! (also a VN) FLCL Neon Genesis: Evangelion Kill La Kill Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann Soul Eater* It's not my fault I'm not popular!* *(I didn't like the anime/watched a little of it... I read the manga, but it counts, right?) (Oh, you could totally throw some animes at me that I haven't watched... that could be fun, maybe?) Games: Metal Gear Solid 1-4 Dark Souls/II/Demon Souls Legend of Zelda Touhou Elsword Kid Icarus: uprising Metroid Fire Emblem Monster Hunter (Holy crap, that isn't much... v-v) Maybe there'll be more available in the.... ☢ Pairings! ☢ Human x Demon Human x Kitsune/Kumiho Human x Neko Human x Deity Human x Fairy/Elf Knight x Princess Knight x Mage Knight x Enemy Dreamer x Dream Digital Relationship Dimensional/Time traveler x Ordinary person Rule 63 meeting (that's all for now... It wouldn't hurt for you to throw something crazy at me anyway~) Thanks for hearing me out... here's some music!