I'll just leave this here.

Diana

MOTHER OF OWLS AUTUMN
Original poster
ADMINISTRATOR
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. 1-3 posts per week
  2. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Writing Levels
  1. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Female
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D: OMG
 

Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
LURKER MEMBER
FOLKLORE MEMBER
Invitation Status
Writing Levels
  1. Intermediate
  2. Adept
  3. Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
  2. Female
Genres
Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
It's all made out of "shag"
 

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
LURKER MEMBER
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
D

Darkness

Guest
That's old as fuck.

Next time you're gonna talk about Rick Astley's new song or something.
 
A

Alarice

Guest
The guy looks a little too happy with the little girl doing that with his ... package. *gets the can of gasoline and the lighter*
 

Asmodeus

Certified Subdomain
LURKER MEMBER
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Speed of Light
Writing Levels
  1. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. No Preferences
And they're wearing shoes and boots.

SHOES AND BOOTS!
 

Asmodeus

Certified Subdomain
LURKER MEMBER
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Speed of Light
Writing Levels
  1. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. No Preferences
WE SHALL MAKE IT NEW AGAIN WITH THE POWER OF OUR WILL!
 
P

Paorou-sama

Guest
The only way you can do this is by erasing it from my memory.

THEN I WILL BE AGHAST AT HOW DISGUSTING IT IS AS I ENTER THIS THREAD
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
...and sandy claws said to Paorou... "for this Christmas, I give you Alzheimer's."