I'll just leave this here.

Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
Original poster
ADMINISTRATOR
Invitation Status
Not accepting invites at this time
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Preferred Character Gender
Female

Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
Invitation Status
,
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
It's all made out of "shag"
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
D

Darkness

Guest
That's old as fuck.

Next time you're gonna talk about Rick Astley's new song or something.
 
A

Alarice

Guest
The guy looks a little too happy with the little girl doing that with his ... package. *gets the can of gasoline and the lighter*
 
P

Paorou-sama

Guest
The only way you can do this is by erasing it from my memory.

THEN I WILL BE AGHAST AT HOW DISGUSTING IT IS AS I ENTER THIS THREAD
 
F

Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
...and sandy claws said to Paorou... "for this Christmas, I give you Alzheimer's."