If your best friend turned into a monkey, what would you do ?

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So if your best friend turned into a monkey....What WOULD you do ?
Let him live in my closet.

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Well, I would wonder when monkies learned how to talk and use the computer. And then I would be sure I was dreaming. And if I weren't dreaming, then I'd finally know that I was staring in my own Manga series and soon an evil villain is going to show up and ruin my day. c__c
Sell my story to the newspapers and buy me a monkey-compatible typewriter to continue the novulz.

Oh, and fling poo at my friend, but that goes without saying.
Sell the monkey to a carnival. He's not my friend anymore.
Oh wait... I completely misread the question....
I think I would cry because I do not speak monkey and thus my biffle would become useless.
Won't anybody try to find a way to change their friend back ? Oo
Acceptance is better than a wish to change, is it not?

Personally, if one of my friends was changed into a monkey? I'd disbelief...if that doesn't help...I don't know...keep them as pet? try to communicate?
well...no...I don't go to school anymore...nor do I work for that matter.

Besides, I'm pretty sure it's illegal to own a monkey in the netherlands, so it'd probably be best not to make it public knowledge ^_^;