If You Were a Turkey...

Vii

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  1. Male
  2. Female
Genres
Adventure, Fantasy, Magic, Medieval/Low-Tech, Mystery, Post-Apocalyptic, Slice of Life, and Supernatural.
How would you convince people to not eat you for Thanksgiving?

For me, I would derp around and hope that I get famous on YouTube, or something similar.
 
talk! If I'm a talking turkey they'll be able to make millions on me 8D
 
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I'd probably die by accident trying to swallow something too big for my throat. 🤔
 
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