If you were a pokemon

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Vay, Sep 28, 2010.

  1. Stole this from meg, but hey find out what kind of pokemon you are!

    My Pokedex entry.

    <a href="http://exp777.cs.land.to/dexgen/?p=Vay&l=en">Vay's Pokedex - Anything-Goes Pokedex</a>

    4'1" mouse.
     
  2. http://exp777.cs.land.to/dexgen/?p=King+Weavel&l=en

    Freezing Indian Elephants instantly? AWESOME! Although...They never did anything to me..and I never knew Indian Elephants existed in Pokemon but I guess they do!

    Weird how I'm Flying/Ice though..Would have hoped for a more interesting type combo.. :P

    Normal Weavel is...

    http://exp777.cs.land.to/dexgen/?p=Weavel&l=en

    A mind reading Ghost Pig that creates mountains when it howls and only befriends trainers who are pure of heart? XD.


    lastly..

    http://exp777.cs.land.to/dexgen/?p=Burger+King&l=en
     
  3. WTF! I'm huge!

    <a href="http://exp777.cs.land.to/dexgen/?p=Ocha&l=en">Ocha's Pokedex - Anything-Goes Pokedex</a>
     
  4. I used my real name because it's cooler than the one for Fluffy. >___>

    Andi: Ground, Humanshape Pokemon. The description is pwnsome. XD
    One day adults woke up and had become Andi. It is strong enough to easily lift up Team Rocket.

    I'M MACHO~
     
  5. No.231 Stillbirth Machine


    Egg Pokemon
    ELECTRIC GRASS
    HT 0′09″
    WT 11.8 lbs.
    It was sealed into the computer world after releasing a strong light. It is full of curiosity so it's essential to treat it with care.










    No.832 Irae Melanox

    Dog Pokemon
    NORMAL GROUND
    HT 4′08″
    WT 74.6 lbs.
    It is a bit mysterious so it's essential to treat it with care. It is constantly swimming to keep its heart pumping.








    No.897 SepulchralForce

    Spitfire Pokemon
    FIRE POISON
    HT 1′08″
    WT 31.7 lbs.
    It gets mad elegantly and is said to represent the river. It will bravely face an opponent even larger than itself.














    No.867 SepulchralWrath

    Ninja Pokemon
    NORMAL FLYING
    HT 0′03″
    WT 6.9 lbs.
    It lived in the desert approximately 5 hundred million years ago. It deftly uses its large mouth to pick up and eat Caterpie.
     
  6. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHaaaaaah.

    Heeheehee...

    Ahem.

    No. 349
    Lunatic AI
    Atrocious Pokemon
    Poison
    Height 10.00
    Weight 228.9 lbs


    ...trainers like to compare my sticky tongues?

    I love japan.

    http://exp777.cs.land.to/dexgen/?p=lunatic+ai&l=en
     
  7. No. 808 [Ampoule's real name]

    ATROCIOUS POKEMON
    FLYING
    HT 11' 7"
    WT 310.2 lbs.

    It is strong enough to easily lift up women. It runs 13 hours a day.

    AW FUCK YEAH I AM AN AWESOME POKEMON.

    IN POKELAND I AM MY DREAM GIANT NORSEMAN. *swoons over self*
     
  8. No.908 Kami
    Genetic Pokemon
    ELECTRIC FIGHTING
    HT 0′03″
    WT 19.5 lbs.

    It reads minds and only becomes attached to people pure of heart. It only appears where there is no conflict. People don't see it much now.

    3 inches?!?!? That'd be intense.
     
  9. why don't I just skip that whole deal and show what I'd rather be~

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  10. BE CAREFUL IF YOU ENCOUNTER A HINA-CHAN IN THE OZONE LAYER. IT WILL ATTACK YOU WITH IT'S SHARP TEETH.

    HAVE FUN FLOATING THROUGH SPACE WITH WHATEVER REMAINS OF YOUR DEVOURED HUMAN FLESH. C:

    -noms-
     
  11. http://exp777.cs.land.to/dexgen/?p=Woman&l=en

    nourmom.

    http://exp777.cs.land.to/dexgen/?p=Ex-wife&l=en

    It helps evil because it's been extinct for a hell of a long time. That makes sense to me. B|

    http://exp777.cs.land.to/dexgen/?p=Male&l=en

    sometimes I can only wish...

    http://exp777.cs.land.to/dexgen/?p=Husband&l=en

    sometimes I feel like my boyfriend is that tall. Maybe he doesn't weigh anywhere near that much, but definitely makes me feel short = A =;;

    MEN!

    http://exp777.cs.land.to/dexgen/?p=Boyfran!&l=en

    in other words, it's a bitch.

    http://exp777.cs.land.to/dexgen/?p=Girlfran.&l=en

    also, they love food. They desperately chase after the boyfran!'s and offer them false hopes of happiness in order to steal their food.