If you guys were wondering how it happened...

Astaroth

[*screaming into the void intensifies*]
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  1. Speed of Light
  2. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
It varies a lot depending on my schedule, unfortunately.
Writing Levels
  1. Advanced
  2. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Male
Genres
Psychological horror
Body horror
Supernatural
Giallo
Splatterpunk
Dark fantasy
Historical
Low fantasy
Magipunk
Weird West
Noir
Thriller
Gothic horror
Southern Gothic
Gaslamp fantasy
Cyberpunk
Space saga
Clockpunk
Space Western
Space opera
Paranormal
Modern fantasy
Dieselpunk
Post-Apocalyptic
Crime drama
Medieval fantasy
It went something like this.


 
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STOP BEING CUTE.
I THOUGHT IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO GET CUTER.
BUT NOW I AM WRONG.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
TOO MUCH CUTE.



I approve.
 
Strangely I cannot see Vay as a greaser, not enough sharp implements.
 
WAY TO TOTALLY MISS THE POINT, KARSIKAN.
 
NO. THIS IS WRONG AND NOT APPROPRIATE.
 
DIANA IS JUST MAD THAT SHE CAN'T SEE ME IN A CATSUIT.
 
Never seen Grease.

No desire to watch Grease.

I'd totally wear ONJ's outfit there, but not the hair.
 
This is how it happened with me and Tegan.

 
Tegan punched you in the face and made you get her a beer? :[

You don't have to take that, Asmo. There are hotlines you can call. You're better than that.
 
But she's macho fantastico.
 
*Hands Asmo a couple of round colored orbs*You dropped these
 
Wha-Hu-Deerrr...DAMN IT!

ALL THE GOOD STUFF HAPPENS WHEN I'M GONE
 
That's not how it happened! >:(

I was making pot butter, but Asmo and I were having a good conversation on MSN, and so I fired up the webcam in my kitchen and made a little cooking show out of it. I turned around and caught him checking out my ass and we just kinda went from there. :|

AND THIS THREAD IS ABOUT VAY AND OZZIE DAMNIT!
 
How it actually happened: I pinned him down on Skype and told him that I wasn't kidding around about flirting with him, because if I didn't I was going to explode or something.

When his brain started to function again, he reciprocated. :]

Artist's impression:

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*tries to stop Ozzie now*
 
You can't she's travelling at the speed of light.
 
Thats why they call her Mrs. Fahrenheit.

(aside from the fact I've been knows to go by Mr. Fahrenheit in the cbox.)
 
Oh, Asmo and Tegan. Stoner hipster love.

Also, after all that time Ozzie spent controlling his body via being in control of his mind.... it was bound to happen.