If you could unsee a movie:

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Lovie the OG

Lovie the OG

Manikos Karagiozis
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Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror, Sci-Fi, Modern, History; just about anything, really. Though, I am not too big on Romance.
Which would it be?

What movie(s) were just a waste of money, a loss of braincells, and just a waste of time to see?

The top ones on my list would be Bruno. >>; That movie was...*no comment* e.e; Though, I did like the end, the rest of the movie was a horror to the eyes. D:
And then there's Twilight... *shiver* Sparkling vampires...*shiver* D:

So, again, which would it be for you?
 
Well I have never subjected myself to Twifag heresy, I have seen a couple of movies that I want to unsee, mostly "horror" movies that were just a gore/tit-fest with no actual horror....not even a slight shiver, case in point Slither.
 
OTTO. That movie was terrible. D:< Instead of a fun a quirky zombie romance, it was some deep and artistic metaphorical nonsense about gay love. I hatew artsy metaphorical crap.

And there was something called Taintlight. c___c We were expecting a funny Twilight spoof, but it ended up being really disturbing in all the unfun ways.
 
Bruno. A part of me says that I'll need a great memory wipe, but I take consolation in the possibility that I'll never see anything more sanity-fraying.

Bloodrayne. Ugh, why did I even go to the theatre for this? It was fucking unremarkable by a longshot.
 
I agree with Nick, Bruno was an awful movie.

Anything staring Charlie Sheen.
 
Crippling Creek, I love crappy horror movies, but this was just people drinking for an hour being stupid, then 5 minutes of a sad excuse of a storyline at the end. Plus it looked like it was taped on a cell phone.

OH I didn't even think of Taintlight....*shiver* Just BAAAAADDD!!!!
 
Grandmaster Karsikan said:
Well I have never subjected myself to Twifag heresy, I have seen a couple of movies that I want to unsee, mostly "horror" movies that were just a gore/tit-fest with no actual horror....not even a slight shiver, case in point Slither.
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This. Then I watch horror I want to be scared shitless.
 
I got two. One - Meet the Spartans = a Loss of Brain Cells.

Two would Twilight. Now, its an alright movie when you understand they aren't vampires just fairies that need animal blood to thrive on. But I had a room mate that swore the books were awesome (I went back and read them after watching the movies and they're alright) and the previews I saw showed some awesome action flicks. So me and a male buddy went to the movies and from our selection we chose Twilight based off of my room mates opinion and the previews... What a terrible, terrible evening. Two guys, sitting next to each other sharing pop corn watching Twilight.
 
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