IF POKEMON WAS WRITTEN BY ASMO

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
I will never look at it the same again.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Oh my gosh.... I think this impacted my childhood memories...
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
Fucking awesome.

And I WOULD write it that way.

Cartoons are supposed to teach you shit.

Not just good shit, but bad shit too.

Like fairytales.



We should all learn from this.
 
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Dawn Bringer Invictus

Guest
I remember reading this one a while back. Good shit.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
That was deep. I think I'm honestly changed. ;_;