If Jinx and I were to write a VN...

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
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MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE FAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCEEEEEE!

D:<
 
Oh, and Diana is the President.
 
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*Opens a new tab and goes to Google cursing Rory for always posting shit like this knowing he'll see it.*
 
I'd play it for the mecha fight sequence against the antipope if nothing else.
 
Jinx is clearly the narrator. I mean, don't you all just see him talking like that? Because I totally do.
 
Oh and lets not worry if aliens actually DO come to Earth.

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Obama is totally ready for them.
 
Stupid Jinx. He blewed up Japan with his crappie driving.
 
VICTORY IS FOR THE RIGHTEOUS.

YOU HAVE LOST TODAY.

GREAT IS YOUR SHAME.