If Iwaku were...

Asmodeus

Certified Subdomain
Original poster
LURKER MEMBER
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Speed of Light
Writing Levels
  1. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. No Preferences
I have a cold and I was bored. >:[


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unanun

Child is born, with a heart of gold
FOLKLORE MEMBER
Writing Levels
  1. Adaptable
Genres
I'm wary of magic with lots of rules.
Wait, you're supposed to be Fry.
 
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Vay

Guest
Good news everyone!

Asmo the ruler of Omacron Percei 8 has hires us to deliver his extra dipping sauce.

No theres no danger at all why would you even think that now I just need all your signatures making me the sole beneficiary of your wills and life insurance policies.
 
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Anglkate

Guest
Asmo...Bored?!.....*examines work a moment* hmmmmmm *rubs chin in thought* hrmmmmmmm

sure why not!
 

Cerulean

But does he know about second breakfast?
FOLKLORE MEMBER
Invitation Status
  1. Look for groups
  2. Looking for partners
Posting Speed
  1. 1-3 posts per week
  2. One post per week
  3. Slow As Molasses
Writing Levels
  1. Elementary
  2. Intermediate
  3. Adept
  4. Advanced
  5. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
  2. Primarily Prefer Male
Genres
I like most. However, I have found I am most comfortable with Fantasy, Sci-fi, Fandom, and Modern.
That is awesome.
 

Diana

MOTHER OF OWLS AUTUMN
ADMINISTRATOR
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. 1-3 posts per week
  2. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Writing Levels
  1. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Female
My tits sag to my knees! 8D
 

Jack Shade

Anti-Hero
FOLKLORE MEMBER
Genres
Magical, Fantasy, Supernatural, Sci Fi, Steam Punk, Noir, HORROR, and I'm willing to try Romance.
That's what old age does to you...

and bad posture is what all that slouching has done to me.
 

Hecatoncheires

Dear motherfuckers, I'm teetering if you must know
DONATING MEMBER
FOLKLORE MEMBER
I am totally okay with this.

*relieves all thread viewers of their wallets*
 

Asmodeus

Certified Subdomain
Original poster
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MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Speed of Light
Writing Levels
  1. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. No Preferences
So yeah, I've still got the cold.


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Stacisaur

Guest
:D <3<3<3 I APPROVE.

I also am VERY amused with Jinxbro being Chris, and Osso-sans being Conseula.
I didn't spell that right.. IT'S OKAY.
 

Asmodeus

Certified Subdomain
Original poster
LURKER MEMBER
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Speed of Light
Writing Levels
  1. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. No Preferences
ASMO: Hey Ozzie, can I get that post?

OZZIE: ... noh... e' no heer.

ASMO: It's just one post Ozzie. I ne...

OZZIE: ..noh... soreh... rohlplay post no heer.

ASMO: Well, okay, could you maybe write half of it?

OZZIE: Noh... e' no heer.

ASMO: Er, well, how about...

OZZIE: I nee more Cbox Pledge.
 
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Kitti

Guest
You're supposed to bring the Cbox Pledge yourself, Ozzie. I thought you knew that...
 

Torsty

Super Peace Busters Always Together, Forever!
FOLKLORE MEMBER
Who's this Jackshade-guy who's banging your wife?

And now I know more about Vay and Diana then I'd like to :(
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
"Go to hell Tom."

"Already there, dear."

Yes, this is a day in my life...